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Random Musings => Miscellany => Where The Wild Things Are => Topic started by: Tom M on 07 October, 2008, 10:07:48 pm

Title: Red wine and cat
Post by: Tom M on 07 October, 2008, 10:07:48 pm
If I've spilt some red wine on our neighbour's cat, do I need to put some white on him too to remove said wine?
Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: border-rider on 07 October, 2008, 10:20:46 pm
Just make sure you suck it all out of his fur.  Wine's too good to waste.
Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: Clare on 07 October, 2008, 10:31:15 pm
Cover it in salt  :thumbsup:.

Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: Tom M on 07 October, 2008, 10:32:50 pm
Cover it in salt  :thumbsup:.



I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?
Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: Clare on 07 October, 2008, 10:36:27 pm
No, then you'd have to stuff a quarter of lime up his arse and eat the worm.

Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: citoyen on 07 October, 2008, 10:38:21 pm
Cover it in salt  :thumbsup:.

I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?

And I thought it was for slugs. I'm not sure salt will get rid of cats in the same way.

d.
Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: Clare on 07 October, 2008, 10:41:08 pm
Covering the cat with slugs is never going to work  :-\ .
Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: Adrian on 07 October, 2008, 10:56:57 pm
Cover it in salt  :thumbsup:.



I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?

There is a "Cat go woof" joke in here somewhere
Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: RichForrest on 07 October, 2008, 11:00:42 pm
So your telling us you've spilt wine on your neighbours pussy and you don't know what to do with it?
Have you tried licking and sucking it out.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: Mr Larrington on 08 October, 2008, 12:26:59 pm
A friend of mine said he'd thought about naming his daughter "Margarita", but was worried that people would then put salt on her rim.

(dies)
Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: Thor on 08 October, 2008, 12:51:48 pm
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: Pingu on 08 October, 2008, 12:53:59 pm
Covering the cat with slugs is never going to work  :-\ .


Our cats quite often come in beraing slugs & they have no sign of wine stains on them  :)
Title: Re: Red wine and cat
Post by: Chris S on 08 October, 2008, 12:54:20 pm
 ;D

This thread made I larf  and makes a nice change from The Rant Thread which is also good for a chuckle :thumbsup:.