Yet Another Cycling Forum
Random Musings => Miscellany => Where The Wild Things Are => Topic started by: Tom M on 07 October, 2008, 10:07:48 pm
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If I've spilt some red wine on our neighbour's cat, do I need to put some white on him too to remove said wine?
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Just make sure you suck it all out of his fur. Wine's too good to waste.
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Cover it in salt :thumbsup:.
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Cover it in salt :thumbsup:.
I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?
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No, then you'd have to stuff a quarter of lime up his arse and eat the worm.
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Cover it in salt :thumbsup:.
I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?
And I thought it was for slugs. I'm not sure salt will get rid of cats in the same way.
d.
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Covering the cat with slugs is never going to work :-\ .
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Cover it in salt :thumbsup:.
I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?
There is a "Cat go woof" joke in here somewhere
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So your telling us you've spilt wine on your neighbours pussy and you don't know what to do with it?
Have you tried licking and sucking it out.
;D ;D ;D
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A friend of mine said he'd thought about naming his daughter "Margarita", but was worried that people would then put salt on her rim.
(dies)
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;D ;D
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Covering the cat with slugs is never going to work :-\ .
Our cats quite often come in beraing slugs & they have no sign of wine stains on them :)
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This thread made I larf and makes a nice change from The Rant Thread which is also good for a chuckle :thumbsup:.