So - I'm in the privileged position of having seen The Item.
If the colour scheme was called "Tequila Sunrise revisited", that wouldn't be any surprise. By "revisited", think "pavement", although for balance, it's no Audax UK jersey, so it's not *that* bad.
Given the intended usage of the bike - I'm not sure I could stare at that for n-hours at a time (where "n" might be considered a Large Number).
ETA: We'd need to make room in the garage for YAB.
ETA2: Though we could make some room with fewer light bulbs.