Red wine and cat

[Tom M]

If I've spilt some red wine on our neighbour's cat, do I need to put some white on him too to remove said wine?

[border-rider]

Just make sure you suck it all out of his fur.  Wine's too good to waste.

[Clare]

Cover it in salt  .

[Tom M]

Cover it in salt  .

I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?

[Clare]

No, then you'd have to stuff a quarter of lime up his arse and eat the worm.

[citoyen]

Cover it in salt  .

I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?

And I thought it was for slugs. I'm not sure salt will get rid of cats in the same way.

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[Clare]

Covering the cat with slugs is never going to work  .

[Adrian]

Cover it in salt  .

I thought that was if I spilt Tequila on him?

There is a "Cat go woof" joke in here somewhere

[RichForrest]

So your telling us you've spilt wine on your neighbours pussy and you don't know what to do with it?
Have you tried licking and sucking it out.

 

[Mr Larrington]

A friend of mine said he'd thought about naming his daughter "Margarita", but was worried that people would then put salt on her rim.

(dies)

[Thor]

 

[Pingu]

Covering the cat with slugs is never going to work  .

Our cats quite often come in beraing slugs & they have no sign of wine stains on them 

[Chris S]

 

This thread made I larf  and makes a nice change from The Rant Thread which is also good for a chuckle .