Keyboards for keyboardists innit, I've still got my first Apple keyboard that came with a Mac Mini back in c2007. Worked fine for over a decade and I'd hazard I type a lot of words. I used to have a big clacky Model M at work. It's made a very satisfying noise, though could be confused by someone doing roadworks outside or an attack of giant clockwork beetles. It would make it very easy for one of those beetles to creep up behind you and sink its giant pincers in your neck. One minute you're typing an email to your corporate overlords. The next? Game over man, game over. Oh look, my intestines. With an Apple keyboard, it would have to tippy-toe, which is difficult when you're two metres long, weight half a tonne, and have six metal legs. Really, that's only going to work if you have a thick shag pile carpet, which is more mid-80s porn film set than the sort of hardwood Scandic furniture catalogue that I inhabit. Honestly, carpets and porn films, were where they at? The entire market of rentable carpet cleaning machines probably depended on that.
So make your choice. The smooth tippitytap of Apple's finest Californian design lubricated by the sweat of the Chinese working 25-hour shifts or death by giant clockwork beetles made by some steamtechno-cave inhabiting evil mastermind. I for one, put my trust in Cupertino.