Good evening, Masters. I like bling as much as the next protocol droid, as you can see from my golden physiognomy, although to my ongoing disgust, Lizzie Duke haven't yet opened a Tatooine branch. It must be due to the swingeing protection money demanded by the Hutt.
Anyway, to the point. Artoo and myself, being droids of the highest breeding, enjoy a joke at the expense of the lower orders as much as anyone, but in order to avoid any accusations of snobbishness and to maintain a diversity of discussion in The Pub, we ask you to make this the sole chav-specific thread so we will know exactly where to source our amusing oil-bath anecdotes.
I must dash - my landspeeder has just been fitted with a pumping sound system, and Artoo and I are going croozin'.
Best
Threepio
