Weird/funny dreams you've had

[Ashaman42]

The other night a bike shop sent Morgan Freeman (he's an assassin apparently) to kill me, because they felt they'd undercharged for a water bottle and wanted it back.

[Rhys W]

I was with my dad sat outside a cafe, a heart-breakingly pretty waitress was getting really annoyed with us because we were sitting at their table and not buying anything. I decided to try and mediate, resulting in me hitting it off with said waitress. Turned out she also owned a record shop. I think she was just offering me a job/stake in the shop when I woke up.

[Ashaman42]

I dreamt I didn't exist last night and woke up rather discombobulated.

Have felt out of synch with the universe all day 

[Eccentrica Gallumbits]

I dreamed bobb's cat Boris died. I texted him several times today to make him go and check!

[fuzzy]

I was on an Albert Hitchcock narrated 'It's a small world' stylee ride through a huge porn movie studio where all the action was live action. Not a puppet (though plenty of Gimps) in sight.

Pretty wild.

[LindaG]

I just had a dream about Jimmy Savile 

[clarion]

Now wash your hands.

In fact, a thorough shower might be needed.  With double strength mind bleach.

[longers]

Last night I dreamt that Mark Cavendish launched his own range of tinned tuna. I think that counts as weird.
£1.60 for 4 tins with a pack of pitta breads thrown in.

[Eccentrica Gallumbits]

Last night I dreamt bobb and I had a row. I think my anxiety about him going away is kicking in. 

[Arch]

We were doing some work on a house (not so unusual), and I started to pull a cable out of the wall, and it kept coming and coming and coming until a loose end came out, and then someone said it was the old disused telegraph cable to Japan.

[fuzzy]

I was in goal for Swindon Town. I was playing a blinder until a bit of a misunderstanding twixt me and a defender led to the opposition going 1 up

[Vince]

Were the opposition from Didcot?

[fuzzy]

Were the opposition from Didcot?

I have no idea who the opposition were. I just pray they weren't Oxford United 

[Ham]

I had a strange dream where I had a strange dream......


That could get terrifyingly recursive.

[Ashaman42]

Given that I'm a night away from my first exam in six years I am amazed I haven't had an "I'm in an exam but haven't studied the subject/don't have a pen/am naked" type dream yet. Especially given that I had them for a good three years after finishing Uni the first time around.

(Why oh why did I start Uni again?!  )

[L CC]

After a pretty sleep-deprived weekend (sleeping in the car doesn't count) with a little exertion thrown in, I should have slept like a log last night. Instead I fell into a complicated world where cows and sheep talked and had complicated medical issues that only I could resolve. There were also men in top hats and frock costs (in a kind of Abraham Lincoln style-eee) who distributed the arm length gloves.

Now I'm really tired.

[Chris S]

After a pretty sleep-deprived weekend (sleeping in the car doesn't count) with a little exertion thrown in, I should have slept like a log last night. Instead I fell into a complicated world where cows and sheep talked and had complicated medical issues that only I could resolve. There were also men in top hats and frock costs (in a kind of Abraham Lincoln style-eee) who distributed the arm length gloves.

Now I'm really tired.

Ah - that'll be the James Herriot effect - having spent all weekend Oop North. We could have popped in...

[clarion]

I had a strange dream where I had a strange dream......


That could get terrifyingly recursive.

Last night I dreamed that I was taking care of other people's dreams, which hovered like a multi-coloured bubble above their beds.  That all sounds a bit Prisoner-esque, but it was beautiful.  Our Little Duck had particularly lovely and abstract dreams.

[jogler]

After a pretty sleep-deprived weekend (sleeping in the car doesn't count) with a little exertion thrown in, I should have slept like a log last night. Instead I fell into a complicated world where cows and sheep talked and had complicated medical issues that only I could resolve. There were also men in top hats and frock costs (in a kind of Abraham Lincoln style-eee) who distributed the arm length gloves.

Now I'm really tired.

u r Dr.Doolittle AICMFP

[Littlesox]

Woke up shouting in the early hours the other night.

When Mrs Sox asked what was wrong, I told her I had been attacked by a Giraffe.

WTF ?

[PaulR]

Oh dear, I don't know whether I should break this to Mrs R, but last night I had an audax dream. 

I'd happily pootled round a 100 and all of a sudden found that my sister had managed to get me to embark on a 600.  I pedalled on, thinking that maybe it would be all right.  Then it kind of went blank.

Is this realistic?

[Kim]

I was sleeping with my hand elevated last night.  I know this because I had a vivid dream about trying to evict an angry, bitey squirrel.

[CrinklyLion]

I managed to have a particularly vicious circular anxiety attack, with bonus added ex-being-obstructive and small-cubs-being-uncooperative and assorted other rubbish.  Whilst asleep, in a dream.  Bah.  Quite tired this morning.

[Valiant]

It's been ages since I dreamt this thread almost makes up for it.

[PeteB99]

On my way to work this morning I decided to go for a swim (When I did work swimming was always on the way home in the evening?) Got to the baths and found someone had locked their bike to mine and removed my left crank and left it hanging from the bars. Spent some time walking round asking random people if they owned a hybrid bike with Plum written along the top tube  . Realised I was now 1 1/2 hours late for my first lecture at college (Wasn't I going to work a minute ago?) took a short cut which took a lot longer than the normal route and then had to squeeze through a very tight turnstile to get into the building (that must have been when I got tangled up in the quilt!)

So which one of you lot has a bike named Plum?
Why did you take the crank off my bike?
And can I have the crankbolt back please?

I often do dream but rarely remember them in any detail. no cheese or alcohol went into the manufacture of this dream.