The other day I arrived in the park, went to the loo to freshen up after my ride, and there was this freaaaaky dude, scratching himself whilst watching me. Then he kept on doing it for minutes. Now I'm the last person to complain about being eyed up, man or woman, but this guy was just scaaary, with a slack faced expression. I was right at the point of telling him to stop or I'd call the police. Eeeeeeewwww!!
