You are a hippopotamus AICMFP!
Just a baby one if you please. My trail shoes are now brown instead of blue. My legs are blue instead of brown. My smile however, says it all. If more people played in the mud the world would be a much better place
"He'll gambol no more on the banks of the Nile,
Which Nasser is flooding next spring,
With hippopotamas in
silken pyjamasNo more will he teach them to sing..."
(Flanders and Swan, The Hippopotamus Song) Do they mean you? Although I don't think you have the figure to be a hippo.