Waiting for the local anaesthetic used on me toe to remove my ingrowing toenail to wear off. Man he dug deep. Ibuprofen and Old Speckled Hen at the ready.
"Well, an injection will be an extra £10", he said. Feck, he could've said £50 and I'd've coughed up. Oh, that's what else I'm doing as I recover from man flu.