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Super-Twat
« on: 09 November, 2008, 08:32:57 pm »
This is a thread for listing those people in the public eye that you absolutely can not abide.

I'll kick off with Bear Grylls.

Bear Grylls - Super-Twat

I won't substantiate this opinion, I just believe it to be true.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1 on: 09 November, 2008, 08:36:13 pm »
Jeremy Vine

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2 on: 09 November, 2008, 08:36:41 pm »
Jamie Theakston

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3 on: 09 November, 2008, 08:40:16 pm »
That Warburton lad.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #4 on: 09 November, 2008, 08:41:27 pm »
That Warburton lad.
He makes a fine loaf!  ;D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5 on: 09 November, 2008, 08:44:46 pm »
Jade Goody,

Well, someone had to say it, didn't they?

Oh - and Kerry Katona. Am I allowed two?

Oh Oh - and Sarah Kennedy. Am I allowed three?

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6 on: 09 November, 2008, 08:45:25 pm »
Bear Grylls = Super-Twat

I won't substantiate this opinion, I just believe it to be true.

He's just the warm-up act.  Wait till Cameron and the rest of the Bullingdon Club are running the country.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #7 on: 09 November, 2008, 08:45:55 pm »
Chris Moyles

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #8 on: 09 November, 2008, 08:47:29 pm »
It takes blood and guts to be this cool but I'm still just a cliché.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #9 on: 09 November, 2008, 08:47:53 pm »
Bill Oddie.

Before Noodley gets in first.  ;)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #10 on: 09 November, 2008, 08:49:22 pm »
Chris Hoy!  :demon:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #11 on: 09 November, 2008, 08:53:04 pm »
Mrs eck says please can she please add Heather the Weather to the list.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #12 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:05:40 pm »
That other Jeremy
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #13 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:13:23 pm »
All Jeremies! Everywhere!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #14 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:16:48 pm »
Stephen Nolan off Radio 5...

Anita Anand off Radio 5...

Peter Allen off Radio 5...

John Humphrys off Radio 4.

d.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #15 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:23:40 pm »
All Jeremies! Everywhere!
Especially the C-one

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #16 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:26:20 pm »
Right now I'm just reacting to whatever twat is presenting themselves on my TV screen. I'm going to have a good long sleep pretty soon, where these people can't bother me. It's interesting that right now I can't recall more names of personalities that I know I dislike with a passion. I'm sure it will come flooding back to me the minute I'm reminded of them.

In my conciousness right now is Jason Statham

Jason Statham - Super-Twat

annie

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #17 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:27:54 pm »
Right now I'm just reacting to whatever twat is presenting themselves on my TV screen. I'm going to have a good long sleep pretty soon, where these people can't bother me. It's interesting that right now I can't recall more of the names of personalities that I know I dislike with a passion. I'm sure it will come flooding back to me the minuted I'm reminded of them.

In my conciousness right now is Jason Statham

Jason Statham = Super-Twat
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #18 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:32:37 pm »
Stephen Nolan off Radio 5...

Anita Anand off Radio 5...

Peter Allen off Radio 5...

John Humphrys off Radio 4.

d.



Can I make a suggestion?  stop listening to Radio 5  ;D

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #19 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:35:57 pm »
Right now I'm just reacting to whatever twat is presenting themselves on my TV screen. I'm going to have a good long sleep pretty soon, where these people can't bother me. It's interesting that right now I can't recall more of the names of personalities that I know I dislike with a passion. I'm sure it will come flooding back to me the minuted I'm reminded of them.

In my conciousness right now is Jason Statham

Jason Statham = Super-Twat

And the really thick-looking one who's in those movies.  I've no idea what his name is, but he was the thicko in Mean Machine and he's been in some other shite films.  God, he's annoying.

While I'm here, Gordon Ramsay should be nominated.  It's just food, FFS.  And Duncan Bannatyne and anyone else so tied up in their own self-importance.  Listen, Bannatyne, if everyone was a millionaire, that would defeat the purpose, wouldn't it?  Just admit you're flogging false hope and fcuk off back to whichever hole you frequented before you started appearing on the TV.  Argh!

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #20 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:39:20 pm »
Annie, please don't tell me you fancy Jason Super-Twat, I had you down as having good taste and intelligence! :P


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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #21 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:42:31 pm »
Hugh Foppish-Tosspot from River Cottage. And anyone else who talks like that.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #22 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:44:40 pm »
This thread is largely beyond me.

I have ignored the meeja for so long that I no longer know who anyone is.

OK, I know Humphrys and recognise a few of the other names, but the vast majority have passed me by completely.

Am I on my way to nirvana?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #23 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:47:34 pm »
John Humphrys off Radio 4.

SUPER-SUPER-ULTRA-TWAT! Don't you think the Today program is so much better when he's not involved? The BBC's Rottweiler? The BBC's twat-supreme more like!

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #24 on: 09 November, 2008, 09:49:44 pm »
This thread is largely beyond me.

I have ignored the meeja for so long that I no longer know who anyone is.

OK, I know Humphrys and recognise a few of the other names, but the vast majority have passed me by completely.

Am I on my way to nirvana?

Ignorance is bliss.  ;D

I can't get that wound up by people in the public eye -  life's too short, and hate is not good for the digestion...
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