May all your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down!
You are Barrie McKenzie AICMFP!
I Lobachevsky'd it off of my erstwhile chum David “Shark Bait” Robinson of Brisbane CCM. Where he got it from is anyone’s guess.
May cats eat your face in 2022.
The Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party are the party of government, therefore this is highly likely.
"May your chooks turn to emus and kick your shithouse down" is a direct quote from the Barrie McKenzie cartoons in Private Eye, which ceased being in PE from 1974 some time. I think it entirely possible that my brother has the entire collection, which I think were later published in two volumes.