Hope the thread necromancy is ok.
Not so much shouted at by an oik, but as I was cycling along NCR1 in Canterbury, I slowed down to take a 90 degree bend onto a road, there were two chavs on the corner, that I was trying to avoid, but because of them, I had to slow down more than I would like to. As I passed, one of them reached out and grabbed my hair. Not exactly a hard target, it's 30" long. I screeched to a halt 20 yards up the road, and dialled 999. Reporting an assault. Plod came out and actually arrested the oiks. Alas, I wasn't able to say for certain which of the two had grabbed my hair (common assault), so the charge wasn't able to stick. However, seeing as they had things they shouldn't have in their pockets, combined with some previous experience of the criminal justice system, they still got nicked. Complete morons. Alas it does make me twitchy when passing groups, and I've ended up avoiding that bit of NCR1 since
Julia