Today:
"FIETSPAD MORON!"
"RIDE STRAIGHT!"
and
"DON'T STOP THERE FUCKWIT!"
Alas, whilst all these were directed at cyclists (bar the 1st one, which was at a pedestrian), they were all shouted by me, at Gormless morons on BSOs (except the pedestrian) that were going out of their way to be a right pain on my commute to work.
It amazes me that tourists manage to step out into the cycle path without looking, and survive... The near misses on this are clocking up at several per week!
The guy who stopped in the middle of the fiets pad to check maps on his phone was sufficiently stupid in their placement that I had to swerve twice, before bouncing off his flank.
Ah Tourist season... The IQ of a tourist seems inversely proportional to temperature... as well as inversely proportional to precipitation, which ever is greater of the two...
J