A random thread for small things that don't really warrant a thread of their own

[ElyDave]

I have had people insist that I needed to do that with my stapler, hole punch and ruler on my desk...

[rafletcher]

So far it's only for the communal stapler/laminator/hole punch.  I did think I should do it on my desk just for the lols, but then decided it would inevitable backfire!

[Mr Larrington]

They'd probably give you a written warning – using the approved template, natch – for using the wrong font.  And don’t try printing them at home and smuggling them into the office disguised as the Q3 Left-Handed Blivet Sales Forecast, because that would be in contravention of Starfleet Directive 28948, section 427.k.  Unless I've got muddled up again and that’s actually the rule banning the consumption of radishes when there’s an “r” in the month.

[rogerzilla]

The Pure Cremation TV ads brag about their excellent Trustpilot reviews.

The customers of Pure Cremation are people planning their own not-funerals.

So who's writing the reviews?

[Mr Larrington]

EO Aquitaine: Want me to find out?

[rogerzilla]

A++++ VERY HOT WOULD USE AGAIN

[CAMRAMan]

So who's writing the reviews?

Mr Burns?

[Canardly]

Clearly the creme de la crem.

[Mr Larrington]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐  Cured my rheumatism completely

[rogerzilla]

Maybe there's an internet for the departed, a kind of dark web where real Bolsheviks hurl insults at real Nazis, and trolls send XXX links to Victorian aunts, all without fear of doxing and physical violence.

[Kim]

Maybe there's an internet for the departed, a kind of dark web where real Bolsheviks hurl insults at real Nazis, and trolls send XXX links to Victorian aunts, all without fear of doxing and physical violence.

Wasn't that an Iain M Banks novel?

[ElyDave]

Surface Detail, IIRC

[Pingu]

Which I have just started re-reading.

[Mr Larrington]

This drew a smile (sfw).

[ElyDave]

Apropos of nothing, I was asked today if I could contribute to PROJECT BEARS, I was very tempted to say, "but I don't live in Surrey"

[Tim Hall]

Apropos of nothing, I was asked today if I could contribute to PROJECT BEARS, I was very tempted to say, "but I don't live in Surrey"

PROJECT BEARS sounds like the command that follows RELEASE THE BATS

[Mr Larrington]

Apropos of nothing, I was asked today if I could contribute to PROJECT BEARS, I was very tempted to say, "but I don't live in Surrey"

PROJECT BEARS sounds like the command that follows RELEASE THE BATS

 

[spesh]

Apropos of nothing, I was asked today if I could contribute to PROJECT BEARS, I was very tempted to say, "but I don't live in Surrey"

PROJECT BEARS sounds like the command that follows RELEASE THE BATS

Project the BEARS with what, though?

Trying to persuade one to get in a trebuchet BUKKIT is probably best watched from a very long way away...