Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 378039 times)

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2775 on: 25 April, 2022, 03:11:16 pm »
Man has to walk because his ridiculous vehicle isn't ready yet. ::-)

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/grandad-forced-school-run-rain-23777718

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2776 on: 25 April, 2022, 03:21:52 pm »
Man has to walk because his ridiculous vehicle isn't ready yet. ::-)

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/grandad-forced-school-run-rain-23777718

Normal for Birmingham, where people get tribal anything that's got wheels and has 'Rover' in the name, the way they do about sportsball teams[1] in other places.


[1] Not to diminish the importance of The Blues or The Villa, obviously.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2777 on: 25 April, 2022, 03:41:46 pm »
I know new cars depreciate fast but £10k between headline and text is really impressive.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2778 on: 25 April, 2022, 03:55:24 pm »
Why would he need any car, let alone a Land Rover to do the school run if he’s able to do it on foot? No wonder we’ve got global walking.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2779 on: 25 April, 2022, 04:52:15 pm »
Isn’t global walking what he’s complaining about?

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2780 on: 25 April, 2022, 08:54:34 pm »
Why would he need any car, let alone a Land Rover to do the school run if he’s able to do it on foot? No wonder we’ve got global walking.

But...it might rain! :facepalm:

Someone should tell him about umbrellas.


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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2781 on: 25 April, 2022, 09:18:48 pm »
Why would he need any car, let alone a Land Rover to do the school run if he’s able to do it on foot? No wonder we’ve got global walking.

But...it might rain! :facepalm:

Someone should tell him about umbrellas.

Regular readers might recall that when all the proper cities were getting bike hire schemes, Birmingham got a Smart car hire scheme...


Car2Go - An Umbrella on Wheels by Elliott Brown, on Flickr

It lasted about a year...

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BRITISH car culture notwithstanding, there was the fundamental flaw in an hourly rate equivalent to a taxi, and cars you couldn't use to move Stuff.

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2782 on: 01 May, 2022, 05:13:27 pm »

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2784 on: 03 May, 2022, 02:15:49 pm »
The Loch Ness monster is real.

‘It looked better in real life than it’s turned out on the photos’ said every Nessie spotter ever.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2785 on: 03 May, 2022, 04:59:33 pm »
That's nearly as convincing as the photo of Ogopogo I snapped a few years ago:


Ogopogo in 2018, yesterday by Mr Larrington, on Flickr
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2786 on: 10 May, 2022, 02:56:22 pm »
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2787 on: 12 May, 2022, 11:43:40 am »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-61412523


Tory Club Death Match. 


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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2788 on: 14 May, 2022, 02:14:11 pm »
https://www.livpost.co.uk/p/why-has-the-adelphi-become-liverpools


Slow death of a hotel.  It could be magnificent if someone would spend the money.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2789 on: 15 May, 2022, 05:54:48 pm »
Britannia Hotels are über-pikey.  I've stayed in the Bolton one.  There are notices telling you not to do drugs or to start on the staff.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2790 on: 09 June, 2022, 07:58:23 pm »
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2791 on: 09 June, 2022, 10:21:13 pm »
https://www.livpost.co.uk/p/why-has-the-adelphi-become-liverpools


Slow death of a hotel.  It could be magnificent if someone would spend the money.
I stayed there quite a few times when I was working at HMCE. I recall the basement swimming pool very well. The gents' changing room was supervised by a feisty lady who would announce her arrival with a shrill "Cover up lads!"

Without being in any way uncharitable, I doubt that she would have seen anything that she hadn't seen before had we lads not covered up.

I had what could have been a pretty unpleasant mishap when showering in my en suite after a day's customs & excising. I slipped and went flying. There was nothing supplied to prevent the bath (over which the shower was placed) from being as slippery as the proverbial anguilla anguilla.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2792 on: 10 June, 2022, 03:00:05 pm »
I had what could have been a pretty unpleasant mishap when showering in my en suite after a day's customs & excising. I slipped and went flying. There was nothing supplied to prevent the bath (over which the shower was placed) from being as slippery as the proverbial anguilla anguilla.

Honestly nurse, I really did slip in the shower....
Won't somebody think of the hamsters!

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2793 on: 15 June, 2022, 10:54:44 am »
Up in the far north of Scotland, they have bigger problems than the familiar summer pong of roadkill badgers.

https://www.johnogroat-journal.co.uk/news/community-councillor-kicks-up-a-stink-about-rotting-whale-ne-278325/
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2794 on: 15 June, 2022, 12:24:27 pm »
Up in the far north of Scotland, they have bigger problems than the familiar summer pong of roadkill badgers.

https://www.johnogroat-journal.co.uk/news/community-councillor-kicks-up-a-stink-about-rotting-whale-ne-278325/
Could always dynamite it I suppose........   Ohh....

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2795 on: 15 June, 2022, 03:03:01 pm »
I would be more concerned as to what killed the whale.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2796 on: 15 June, 2022, 03:09:29 pm »
I would be more concerned as to what killed the whale.
Yummy Dounreay particles.  Central heating for cetaceans.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2797 on: 15 June, 2022, 03:38:04 pm »
Was a bowl of petunias found nearby ? 
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2798 on: 15 June, 2022, 03:55:49 pm »
Well there is the strange contamination plume stuff going on , killing lots of sea life in the NE, the one that the Government is being very cagey about. Said whale could have migrated that way.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2799 on: 16 June, 2022, 09:05:05 am »
Well there is the strange contamination plume stuff going on , killing lots of sea life in the NE, the one that the Government is being very cagey about. Said whale could have migrated that way.
I hadn't heard about this - do you have a link to more information?
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