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ian

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #950 on: 12 August, 2021, 05:50:26 pm »
Gambling is the current tobacco, the dirty money which we just couldn't give up cos all sport would somehow go bankrupt without it. Supposedly. But it's all regulated and perfectly safe. See these health warnings! "When the fun stops, stop." So hard hitting!

I imagine that slogan is up there in effectiveness with Just Say No.

citoyen

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #951 on: 12 August, 2021, 06:17:32 pm »
Down with this sort of thing.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #952 on: 12 August, 2021, 06:28:43 pm »
Careful now.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #953 on: 04 October, 2021, 11:11:05 am »
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

rogerzilla

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #954 on: 19 October, 2021, 07:09:51 am »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/19654616.brooklyn-beckham-nicola-peltz-announce-death-much-loved-family-member/

That's what you get for buying a cruelly inbred brachycephalic fashion dog.  Average lifespan 7 years.
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ian

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #955 on: 19 October, 2021, 09:26:11 am »
Indeed, breeding and owning those dogs is little more than animal cruelty.

Beardy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #956 on: 22 October, 2021, 09:32:15 am »
BONG Old lady spends night in hospital after feeling unwell BONG
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Jaded

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #957 on: 22 October, 2021, 05:10:55 pm »
BONG Old lady spends night in hospital after feeling unwell BONG

I think you'll find that is the Head of State.
It is simpler than it looks.

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #958 on: 22 October, 2021, 05:17:32 pm »
And if she dies, it'll be wall-to-wall coverage for weeks, followed by a strict regime of thatched rooves and compulsory Morris dancing.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #959 on: 22 October, 2021, 05:22:48 pm »
Roofs or rooves? I don't know which spelling PC the K2B prefers but I'm sure he'll let us know that he has strong opinions on the matter.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #960 on: 22 October, 2021, 05:30:54 pm »




Local paper licking its lips

Jaded

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #961 on: 22 October, 2021, 05:34:24 pm »
I wouldn't call that a paper.
It is simpler than it looks.


Regulator

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #963 on: 25 October, 2021, 03:14:37 pm »
As long as she doesn't snuff it at Sandringham I'll be happy.  Otherwise I'll have to go and stand on a freezing station platform...
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TheLurker

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #964 on: 25 October, 2021, 04:16:08 pm »
I have this pleasing little daydream where she goes completely rogue, sends her attack corgis in and then starts chopping the heads off members of her Govt who've (royally) pissed her off.

"Go for his throat Tinkles! Oh, who's a *good* gel then?  Take thet, you incompetent little piss-weasel!"  *hack* *chop* *butcher*

Heigh ho, back to real life. :)
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hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #965 on: 28 October, 2021, 05:14:16 pm »
Boars mate with sows and multiple piglets emerge. Who knew?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-59075971
Where there's a willy, there's a way...

orraloon

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #966 on: 28 October, 2021, 08:18:57 pm »
Boars mate with sows and multiple piglets emerge. Who knew?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-59075971
Where there's a willy, there's a way...
Oh, so it's not an article about Spaffer then?  🤔

Regulator

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #967 on: 29 October, 2021, 07:30:51 am »
Boars mate with sows and multiple piglets emerge. Who knew?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-59075971
Where there's a willy, there's a way...
Oh, so it's not an article about Spaffer then?  🤔


That post would read "Boor mates with sows..."
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I completely agree with Reg.

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Cudzoziemiec

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Beardy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #969 on: 09 November, 2021, 03:46:01 pm »
Christmas tat is always overpriced, but it’s going to be overpriced for Christmas tat if you go to a Christmas market!
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

ian

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #970 on: 09 November, 2021, 04:13:48 pm »
Lucky fools, I paid £6 for a mulled wine and (I think) £3.50 for a marshmallow on a stick (the fire was free though) at the weekend. They were both very nice though.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #971 on: 10 November, 2021, 04:15:48 pm »
BONG... Car maker asks for global subsidies  pretext of environmental concern... BONG
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Cynthia Williams, environmental policy manager at Ford, one of the carmakers to join the agreement, called for government support to help spread a new wave of electric vehicles around the world.

“We need these vehicles now, we need actions to match our ambitions,” she said. “One of the key things we will need to accelerate the electrification revolution is incentives. We need infrastructure, infrastructure, infrastructure. This is needed to get more people in the vehicles, leaving no one behind.”
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/nov/10/what-if-we-just-gave-up-cars-activists-press-cop26-leaders-to-dream-big
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ian

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #972 on: 10 November, 2021, 04:20:56 pm »
What a steaming pile of horseshit.

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #973 on: 10 November, 2021, 05:34:20 pm »
Lucky fools, I paid £6 for a mulled wine and (I think) £3.50 for a marshmallow on a stick (the fire was free though) at the weekend. They were both very nice though.
You can get a decent bottle of red for less than that.

ian

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #974 on: 10 November, 2021, 09:00:52 pm »
They weren't even offering an indecent bottle of red. And there was a queue for the mulled cider.