DPD courier arrives at the school to do a drop.
Another visitor complains about the DPD driver who cut them up at the entrance to the school, nearly coliding with them.
I talk to DPD driver and explain that if he isn't careful, he will be barred from the site, this banning being enforced by a call to his depot to let them know he is no longer allowed on the grounds.
DPD eejit "Hang on- how do you know it was me? Theres another DPD driver just coming in. It wasn't me it was him" at which point another DPD van arrives at the school.
Fuzzy "I know it was you because a) you were the only DPD van on site when the complaint was raised and b) You are driving the blue DPD van with the registration *******. The other van is red and th wrong registration. Slow down and drive safe please Sir."
DPD eejit leaves the school at a sedate pace, stopping only to direct death glares at the vehicle and driver who complained about him. I wonder how he knew who complained?