Mrs F was on a 100k Audax yesterday, and came to a 'cafe' which had a notice board outside advertising teas, coffees, snacks etc.
She and her riding companion went in.
It looked a lot like a 'traditional' 'Lager or Export' pub.
But there was a proper commercial grade coffee machine on the counter.
Oh, can we just have a couple of coffees, please?
Ah, no. The machine is not in use, it's just for show.
Oh. Then tea, perhaps?
Ah, no. We don't do that either.
Well, if you don't do anything but keg lager, why do you put it on your notice board?