Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 August, 2020, 05:57:23 pm
Post by: The Retiree on 14 August, 2020, 07:19:12 pm
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Post by: Nick on 08 September, 2020, 10:20:11 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 September, 2020, 07:05:04 am
What is it then? We've waited long enough!
Keep up! We talked about this last Wednesday! ;D
As my Cunning Plan TM came to nought, and in the absence (currently) of any other Cunning Plans TM, it was suggested we fall back on the tried and tested formula of previous years. That being, we meet in 'spoons Witham for breakfast and beer (for those who want to), ride to a lunchtime venue (TBC) and then to The Spiritual Home for dinner, camping and the usual shenanigans. You accepted the highest honour which can be bestowed on any living soul, assuming Jem doesn't want to make up for last (this) year.
Of course all the above is dependent on the coronavirus situation.
Post by: Nick on 09 September, 2020, 12:44:47 pm
Post by: josser on 09 September, 2020, 12:47:50 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 September, 2020, 12:49:34 pm
Oh, yes - I didn't realise that this was that, if you get what I mean! :thumbsup:
We normally rely on Archbishop Tomsk to confirm when Epiphany is each year, usually the first weekend in January, but next year that's 2nd and 3rd January so may be the following weekend.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 September, 2020, 12:50:15 pm
Only 6 of you though!
We might have a cunning plan...
Post by: psyclist on 09 September, 2020, 01:04:21 pm
As my Cunning Plan TM came to nought
We might have a cunning plan...
That's a quick u-turn. A new career in politics beckons.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 September, 2020, 01:06:40 pm
As my Cunning Plan TM came to noughtWe might have a cunning plan...
That's a quick u-turn. A new career in politics beckons.
It's another cunning plan, I'm full of 'em.
Post by: tedshred on 09 September, 2020, 02:05:34 pm
I'm full of'emit.
See it, say it, sort it.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 September, 2020, 02:24:49 pm
I'm full of'emit.
See it, say it, sort it.
Steady on, a world without it would be very dull indeed ;D
Post by: Lightning Phil on 14 September, 2020, 09:07:43 pm
Only 6 of you though!
We might have a cunning plan...
Don’t you mean a Cummings plan?
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 September, 2020, 09:32:17 pm
Post by: huggy on 04 January, 2021, 10:04:27 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 January, 2021, 05:58:29 am
I think it’s time to share the cunning plan for the coming weekend
Cunningness has been suspended until further notice :'(
Post by: Tomsk on 05 January, 2021, 08:32:45 am
Post by: tedshred on 06 January, 2021, 12:11:22 pm
I'm riding the 'Oyster' on Saturday or Sunday. I may have an Epiphany beer at home when I've finished ...
Go on, have more than one. A beer blanket is always nice when you are sleeping in a tent.
I need to sort out with Oaky how we manage to sit outside drinking champagne in freezing conditions while people turn up to scrounge. Virtual scrounging is not easy.
I am half-tempted by the tent option but I am sure (literally) my other half will win out.
Post by: Tomsk on 06 January, 2021, 05:58:29 pm
Post by: Lightning Phil on 06 January, 2021, 08:03:51 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 05:19:10 am
Anyhow, how does Saturday 17th and Sunday 18th grab everyone? As regards venues we thought breakfast at 'spoons Witham, then lunch somewhere (The Red Beret, Chelmsford was suggested :demon: ), then dinner and camping at The Spiritual Home if they'll have us.
Wot do we think?
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 05:27:51 am
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Post by: psyclist on 13 May, 2021, 07:00:42 am
Anyhow, how does Saturday 17th and Sunday 18th grab everyone?
Presume you realise that is Asparagus and Strawberries weekend, so some might be riding or organising that?
Post by: Tomsk on 13 May, 2021, 07:08:32 am
Anyhow, how does Saturday 17th and Sunday 18th grab everyone?
Presume you realise that is Asparagus and Strawberries weekend, so some might be riding or organising that?
Also LEJOG 1400km, if that happens.
From my pov, the weekend before is a certain young person's 21st; the first weekend in July is Fenland Friends 600. How about 26/27 June?
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 07:15:30 am
Post by: Tomsk on 13 May, 2021, 07:26:56 am
What about 24th and 25th?
If LEJOG is on (latest email says the organiser is currently checking with controls - and the situation with different Scottish rules is another headache!) - then I'm aiming to stay on up north for a few days after, and tour back to Inverness for the sleeper. 5 days for the ride, then maybe 3 days recovery/tour - probably not home until after that weekend.
Or back to 10/11th July and I'll just do the main event on Saturday.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 07:37:12 am
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 May, 2021, 07:40:43 am
31st and 1st August?
I'm working unfortunately.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 08:15:37 am
Post by: tedshred on 13 May, 2021, 09:13:26 am
The problem with a midsummer epiphany is there is too much other stuff going on.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 09:29:18 am
We spoke to the Landlord of the SH about this last week and he offered to lay on a fire festival in the grounds of his home.
The problem with a midsummer epiphany is there is too much other stuff going on.
Fabulous! Hang on I have a cunning plan...
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 09:36:31 am
Post by: JenM on 13 May, 2021, 10:10:06 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 10:12:31 am
Although would have voted for 7/8 Aug or 24/25 Jul as both are free
Noted, thanks Jen.
Post by: psyclist on 13 May, 2021, 10:27:10 am
Right, check out the head of this thread, there is a poll! Let's see if the results show us the way forward :thumbsup:
Might it be an option to allow multi-select on those options? At the moment you can only select one single weekend.
Good idea though :thumbsup:
Post by: huggy on 13 May, 2021, 10:40:14 am
How about adding Saturday 8th January 2022 to the options?? :demon:
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 11:06:53 am
Right, check out the head of this thread, there is a poll! Let's see if the results show us the way forward :thumbsup:
Might it be an option to allow multi-select on those options? At the moment you can only select one single weekend.
Doesn't look like you can fiddle with settings once the poll has started.
Post by: psyclist on 13 May, 2021, 11:39:37 am
Doesn't look like you can fiddle with settings once the poll has started.
No worries, I'll just pick an option that keeps the voting nice and even then ;D
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 11:43:53 am
Doesn't look like you can fiddle with settings once the poll has started.
No worries, I'll just pick an option that keeps the voting nice and even then ;D
That's not very helpful! Can you make any of the dates others have already picked? The idea is we have a date which is a clear winner to which we can add those who can make all the dates!
Post by: Carlosfandango on 13 May, 2021, 11:54:06 am
Doesn't look like you can fiddle with settings once the poll has started.
No worries, I'll just pick an option that keeps the voting nice and even then ;D
That's not very helpful! Can you make any of the dates others have already picked? The idea is we have a date which is a clear winner to which we can add those who can make all the dates!
I can make all of those dates, or most probably I can't, who knows.
It's summertime, very busy.
Post by: psyclist on 13 May, 2021, 12:38:08 pm
Doesn't look like you can fiddle with settings once the poll has started.
No worries, I'll just pick an option that keeps the voting nice and even then ;D
That's not very helpful! Can you make any of the dates others have already picked? The idea is we have a date which is a clear winner to which we can add those who can make all the dates!
You should be a school teacher. I can also make 10th/11th, and 7th/8th.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 12:54:31 pm
Doesn't look like you can fiddle with settings once the poll has started.
No worries, I'll just pick an option that keeps the voting nice and even then ;D
That's not very helpful! Can you make any of the dates others have already picked? The idea is we have a date which is a clear winner to which we can add those who can make all the dates!
You should be a school teacher. I can also make 10th/11th, and 7th/8th.
I'm sure you're right except I can't stand kids. I'd also love to be a vicar but I'm not religious. Life is very unfair.
Post by: josser on 13 May, 2021, 02:10:37 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 02:25:15 pm
I can’t do any of the later dates as it may be when that long race across Europe is happening. Then again, it may not be happening...
Did you vote? Remember, the fight for universal suffrage cost many lives!
Post by: josser on 13 May, 2021, 02:27:57 pm
I can’t do any of the later dates as it may be when that long race across Europe is happening. Then again, it may not be happening...
Did you vote? Remember, the fight for universal suffrage cost many lives!
That is a matter between me, my priest and God.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 May, 2021, 02:35:58 pm
I can’t do any of the later dates as it may be when that long race across Europe is happening. Then again, it may not be happening...
Did you vote? Remember, the fight for universal suffrage cost many lives!
That is a matter between me, my priest and God.
Fair enough ;D :-*
Post by: Nick on 14 May, 2021, 09:58:28 am
Saturday 10th / Sunday 11th July
Saturday 7th / Sunday 8th August
I probably can do:
Saturday 24th / Sunday 25th July
Saturday 31st July / Sunday 1st August
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 May, 2021, 10:00:50 am
I probably can't do:
Saturday 10th / Sunday 11th July
Saturday 7th / Sunday 8th August
I probably can do:
Saturday 24th / Sunday 25th JulySaturday 31st July / Sunday 1st August
:thumbsup: Please can you add your most favoured option to the poll.
Post by: Nick on 14 May, 2021, 10:04:34 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 May, 2021, 10:05:02 am
All done!
:thumbsup:
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 May, 2021, 06:37:44 am
So far 13 people have voted in the dates poll. Although the 24the / 25th July is the most popular date only 6 people are going to turn up which possibly makes the event a bit lame.
If you haven't voted please do so.
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 May, 2021, 08:03:17 am
Post by: psyclist on 19 May, 2021, 08:15:01 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 August, 2021, 07:05:56 am
At The Compasses yesterday evening it was decided that Epiphany would be Saturday 8th January (2022 obvs) and could well feature the ACME awards ceremony. Clearly this is all contingent on COVID but at least we have a date to work towards.
Post by: Tomsk on 19 August, 2021, 08:40:27 pm
OK, re-set...
At The Compasses yesterday evening it was decided that Epiphany would be Saturday 8th January (2022 obvs) and could well feature the ACME awards ceremony. Clearly this is all contingent on COVID but at least we have a date to work towards.
:thumbsup: Re: A Combined Epiphany and Awards Evening - There's a precedent for this - set a few years ago now and it all adds to the fun, as the previous year's award winners have to carry their trophy around all day - and I have to lug a bag of medals and assorted ACME kit, mudflaps etc as well as a winter camping load! Plus of course very much not aero Christmas decorations. I think it was that year we hooned along a gravel byway up the Chelmer valley, nearly ending up in the Ford That Should Not Be Attempted, (and then climbing the steps to the footbridge), in the gathering dark ...
We should be able to use the Compasses tent, which will be up for Christmas and New Year, rather than be packed into the steamy Green Room as in the Before Times. So Lockdown Jackets and Woolly Hats will be the dress code.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 August, 2021, 07:20:52 am
Post by: Bernster on 20 August, 2021, 09:12:15 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 August, 2021, 10:00:50 am
Added to the diary, will be good to ride with some actual people :thumbsup:
And reindeers :thumbsup:
Post by: Bernster on 20 August, 2021, 10:28:58 am
And reindeers :thumbsup:
Of course ;D
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 August, 2021, 10:45:08 am
And reindeers :thumbsup:
Of course ;D
Are you volunteering?
Post by: Bernster on 20 August, 2021, 06:04:19 pm
Are you volunteering?
I usually feel the cold on winter rides, so a little extra insulation might not be a bad thing :-\
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 August, 2021, 07:28:18 pm
Are you volunteering?
I usually feel the cold on winter rides, so a little extra insulation might not be a bad thing :-\
Your application is noted!
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 October, 2021, 05:25:37 pm
The plan isn't set in stone yet as I'm still nailing down some details but I thought you'd be reassured to know there is a provisional plan at least.
More detail to follow as nails get driven home.
Post by: psyclist on 19 October, 2021, 06:29:09 pm
There is a plan. And the plan is we repeat what we did in 2020
That's called recycling, which is a good strategy with our current climate.
As for the quiz, expect something quite different. Plans on that are afoot.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 19 October, 2021, 06:30:24 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 22 October, 2021, 11:36:59 am
ted has been in touch to say that once again his gentleman's club (The Chelmsford Club) can host us for lunch :thumbsup: The club manager is putting together a package with 3 course lunch and beer which will be £15 to £20 per head. I am assured snuff is included ;D and we'll bring our own shenanigans.
I am also trying the track down The Musky Pelt of Destiny, it could be in Jem's airing cupboard.
I have made diary note to firm up numbers and details nearer the time. In the meantime please hit me with any questions.
Love un stuff :-*
Post by: Oscar's dad on 25 October, 2021, 09:13:30 am
Post by: Tomsk on 01 December, 2021, 06:00:22 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 December, 2021, 09:15:44 am
Please read...
Hello folks,
I have begun the process of planning Epiphany 2022. Let's start with a basic timeline for those unfamiliar with previous events. Before going any further it's important to emphasize SOMETHING IMPORTANT, whilst we'd love you to take part in the whole event you don't have to take part in every element, everyone has different tastes and commitments so just take part in some bits if that's what works for you. So...
Breakfast - Witham 'spoons from about 0830hrs
Depart 'spoons - about 0930hrs
Elevenses - Butts Green Garden Centre - about 1100hrs
Lunch - The Chelmsford Club (108 New London Rd, Chelmsford, CM2 0RG) about 1300pm
Depart Chelmsford Club - after lunch
Arrive The Compasses - Littley Green (CM3 1BU) when it's dark
I have produced a DRAFT ROUTE (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/38130022).
Please note that the above extremely detailed plan ;D is subject to change.
I will need to know how many people are planning on joining for lunch so please can you PM me.
Love 'un stuff :-*
Post by: josser on 06 December, 2021, 04:19:17 pm
Post by: josser on 06 December, 2021, 04:28:41 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 December, 2021, 04:40:18 pm
On closer inspection I see you don’t go down Sporehams Lane.
I think we do. Exactly where is jibers' swimming opportunity?
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 December, 2021, 04:59:39 pm
On closer inspection I see you don’t go down Sporehams Lane.
I think we do. Exactly where is jibers' swimming opportunity?
ROUTE AMENDED (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/38130022) to include some ford action, thanks josse :thumbsup:
Post by: Tomsk on 07 December, 2021, 11:23:14 am
Post by: psyclist on 07 December, 2021, 12:08:57 pm
ROUTE AMENDED (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/38130022) to include some ford action, thanks josse :thumbsup:
For those who are not planning to ride standard bikes, I note that the barrier at 1.4km is going to be problematic. So I'll probably need to miss that section and regroup at 2.1km.
I'm not sure where the ford is. How accessible is the footbridge?
For the Chelmsford cycle paths, I think they all use bollards to limit access, which will be fine.
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 December, 2021, 01:56:17 pm
And the Bury Lane ford in Great Waltham's a near-miss on your route: I've had an off there last year, and years ago, a spectacular whizz through at speed one cold but dry winter's morning, when I realised at the last minute that the approach was icy from vehicles dripping as they exited. No option but to avoid steering and braking - and still not sure how I stayed upright. I think I'll take the cautious old man's option of the footbridge in future.
That's my famous one!
Post by: jiberjaber on 07 December, 2021, 02:08:44 pm
ROUTE AMENDED (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/38130022) to include some ford action, thanks josse :thumbsup:
For those who are not planning to ride standard bikes, I note that the barrier at 1.4km is going to be problematic. So I'll probably need to miss that section and regroup at 2.1km.
I'm not sure where the ford is. How accessible is the footbridge?
For the Chelmsford cycle paths, I think they all use bollards to limit access, which will be fine.
You'll be fine with that there's a barrier but a wide side part to it as the barrier is now in a hedge! The only pictures I have of the ford are in the dark, but the footbridge is on the left as you come down.
It's not a very clown bike friendly route at the moment, but if you are doing it on Penelope then I might give it a go.
How did we make it over to Butts Green last time?
Meadgate Ave is awful esp the bit near Longfield (rows of parked cars and oncoming white van man) - we could use the route we used last time and collect Cpt Slow on route - there's even an Alpine pass climb we could use!
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 December, 2021, 02:10:37 pm
And the Bury Lane ford in Great Waltham's a near-miss on your route: I've had an off there last year, and years ago, a spectacular whizz through at speed one cold but dry winter's morning, when I realised at the last minute that the approach was icy from vehicles dripping as they exited. No option but to avoid steering and braking - and still not sure how I stayed upright. I think I'll take the cautious old man's option of the footbridge in future.
That's my famous one!
I've amended the RwGPS route again. jibers I suggest you bring your trunks and a towel as there are now now two swimming opportunities :thumbsup:
Post by: josser on 07 December, 2021, 02:31:43 pm
ROUTE AMENDED (https://ridewithgps.com/routes/38130022) to include some ford action, thanks josse :thumbsup:
For those who are not planning to ride standard bikes, I note that the barrier at 1.4km is going to be problematic. So I'll probably need to miss that section and regroup at 2.1km.
I'm not sure where the ford is. How accessible is the footbridge?
For the Chelmsford cycle paths, I think they all use bollards to limit access, which will be fine.
You'll be fine with that there's a barrier but a wide side part to it as the barrier is now in a hedge! The only pictures I have of the ford are in the dark, but the footbridge is on the left as you come down.
It's not a very clown bike friendly route at the moment, but if you are doing it on Penelope then I might give it a go.
How did we make it over to Butts Green last time?
Meadgate Ave is awful esp the bit near Longfield (rows of parked cars and oncoming white van man) - we could use the route we used last time and collect Cpt Slow on route - there's even an Alpine pass climb we could use!
We got to Butts Green via Slough Road, Bicknacre and East Hanningfield.
Post by: Wycombewheeler on 08 December, 2021, 10:47:30 am
Post by: Tomsk on 08 December, 2021, 11:14:48 am
I've seen details of yourbike ridecafe crawl, and have concocted a plan to ride over to Littley green instead and take the train home afterwards, but as far as I can tell from my train research I can put bikes on most trains from Chelmsford to London, but not the ones that originate in Norwich as those require a reservation. So how do I know which ones are OK? or are the rules not as rigorously enforced in Chelmsford as they are at Liverpool street?
If there's buffet car listed, it's a Norwich train for sure. I guess you can trace the train's route backwards to its origin, but I've never tried that - I'll take pot-luck as they're along fairly frequently. The 'right' ones are suburban commuter-type, not proper-looking ones with guards compartment. A railway expert will be along in a bit with chapter and verse, no doubt.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 11 December, 2021, 11:06:35 am
An important part of Epiphany is the awarding of the coveted Mid-Essex Mid-Week Nocturnal Series Award. If you receive this award it's fair to say that you have topped out, you have achieved everything you will ever achieve in life, nothing you do in the future will ever better receiving the MEMWNS Award.
Here is what it looks like at the moment, sorry its a shit photo...
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51739276143_7cf98d990d_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2mQ2jee)
Should you win the Award the rulz state you have to add a little something to it which is personal to your good self. It is also required that the Award is proudly displayed in such a position in your house that all can see and admire it. In the past the partners of some recipients have said such things as "You're putting that heap of crap on the fucking mantlepiece!" Should this happen to you please refer your partner to a MEMWNS Elder, we have re-training programme, the problem will go away quickly and permanently. I should add that the Award has holes in its base which can be used to screw it to a mantlepiece.
Anyhow, the time has come for you to send your nominations for the 2022 winner to BFC who is the current holder. The current holder, BFC, is entirely responsible who 2022 holder should be, he can even give the ward to himself. You may nominate yourself, you may offer bribes and other inducements to BFC, your nominations can be as elaborate as you like. There's also no need to stick to the truth, lies, mis-information and fanciful notions are perfectly acceptable.
BFC will announce his decision and handover the Award during the evening segment of our Epiphany event.
Thank you for your time :-*
Post by: bloomers100 on 20 December, 2021, 10:45:48 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 December, 2021, 11:03:05 am
Interested
Lunch?
Post by: bloomers100 on 20 December, 2021, 12:43:11 pm
Interested
Lunch?
Yes please, hold the snuff!
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 December, 2021, 12:44:57 pm
Post by: bloomers100 on 20 December, 2021, 12:45:44 pm
Post by: Deano4 on 31 December, 2021, 10:47:26 pm
I am going to aim to meet you all at the Compasses for some dinner and the awards :)
Post by: Tomsk on 02 January, 2022, 09:26:38 am
Just to re-emphasise: ALL WELCOME, regardless of ACME membership, SR status and so on. The camping isn't compulsory! Having checked out the Compasses tent, it's reasonably warm and draught-proof (but you'll probably need your Big Lockdown Coat) and should fit in many more than the Green Room. I hope there will be no more surprise government rules this week, but obviously a lateral flow test on the day would be a good idea ...
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 January, 2022, 09:30:55 am
Post by: Nik's Nick on 02 January, 2022, 04:17:48 pm
Might see if the kids fancy sprucing up the bike with lights and stuff.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 January, 2022, 04:24:43 pm
Ooh goody. My work trip to forrin' places has been pushed back a wee bit. Frees up Saturday. Please can I join for lunch, beer, dinner snuff and everyfink? But not camping, I'm no masochist (said no audaxer, ever).
Might see if the kids fancy sprucing up the bike with lights and stuff.
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on 02 January, 2022, 04:29:22 pm
Thanks for the route, OD - I reckon I'll meet you at the Butts Green garden centre if that suits you?
Post by: Oscar's dad on 02 January, 2022, 04:34:32 pm
In isolation at present (for the 2nd time over Christmas!) Should be out in time for Sat but doubt I'll camp. I was thinking of booking at room but website says its full so might just ride home later.
Thanks for the route, OD - I reckon I'll meet you at the Butts Green garden centre if that suits you?
No problem!
Post by: josser on 03 January, 2022, 11:21:31 am
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 03 January, 2022, 06:34:02 pm
I'm trying to get back into Social Interactions after becoming a very miserable bugger last year so be gentle if I turn up....oh, and I'm off the booze...so a right laugh ;D
Post by: bobb on 03 January, 2022, 09:20:31 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2022, 07:46:23 am
Post by: felstedrider on 04 January, 2022, 10:17:03 am
I do have a 10k at 9:00 Sunday morning.
Post by: josser on 04 January, 2022, 10:41:37 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2022, 11:05:37 am
I’ve managed to pick up covid, so I’m an unknown for Saturday now.
Oh bugger! :'(
In other news, we need an alternate lunchtime venue. Ideas / preferences?
Post by: Bernster on 04 January, 2022, 11:06:51 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2022, 12:24:19 pm
Cunning Plan Update...
Lunch is now at the Queens Head, Boreham :thumbsup: Which the more enlightened of you will know isn't very far from Witham but we need to take a fair chunk of the morning to ride to via the coffee stop at Butt's Green. Expect the published route to be amended with some twists and turns ;D
I need to know as a matter of some urgency whether you can make it for lunch. For those who don't know, the QH has outdoor semi-heated seating options and there is ample bike parking.
Also I would urge anybody planning on joining this year's Epiphany Extravaganza to lateral flow test yourself before turning up. As organiser I don't want any snotty phone calls from Sir Chris Whitty next week.
Post by: psyclist on 04 January, 2022, 01:02:47 pm
I’ve managed to pick up covid, so I’m an unknown for Saturday now.
Oh no ... wishing you a swift recovery
Post by: bobb on 04 January, 2022, 01:25:01 pm
Also I would urge anybody planning on joining this year's Epiphany Extravaganza to lateral flow test yourself before turning up. As organiser I don't want any snotty phone calls from Sir Chris Whitty next week.
Actually, I think I'm going to pull out. A few people I know have caught it and it has come to my attention that my dad is more worried about it than I thought and I don't want to be the one to pass it on to him. So yeah, I'm gunna play it safe...
Post by: jiberjaber on 04 January, 2022, 01:30:04 pm
Post by: Tomsk on 04 January, 2022, 01:41:36 pm
I hope to be there for the full day of tortuous wiggly routes, exploring unknown dead-end roads etc.
Post by: tedshred on 04 January, 2022, 01:43:38 pm
It's not C19 concerns, it's just a feeling it will not be quite like it should be with so few attending (I realise I am not helping), being outdoors all day and evening before camping, LFTs, etc
That said, after a few days back at work, I might be looking for some entertainment.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2022, 01:44:15 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2022, 01:59:05 pm
I've just had a chat with Tomsk who is looking after the ACME awards side of things and we think it might be worth giving people until Thursday evening to decide what they want to do and decide whether the event will go ahead or not. Therefore we will be able to give our venues 24 hours notice of cancellation.
What do we think?
Post by: Nick on 04 January, 2022, 02:12:02 pm
OK, I hear folk's concerns, what I don't want to do is mess around The Compasses and Queen's Head.Think that makes sense and is very fair.
I've just had a chat with Tomsk who is looking after the ACME awards side of things and we think it might be worth giving people until Thursday evening to decide what they want to do and decide whether the event will go ahead or not. Therefore we will be able to give our venues 24 hours notice of cancellation.
What do we think?
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2022, 05:10:41 pm
Just spoken the the QH at Boreham and they are fine with me either confirming numbers or cancelling on Friday morning. They did mention that the covered semi outdoor area where we have sat on a Wednesday evening is now fully enclosed so warmer but still well ventilated so might be a safer option than being in their restaurant.
Post by: Nick on 04 January, 2022, 08:48:16 pm
Me again...
Just spoken the the QH at Boreham and they are fine with me either confirming numbers or cancelling on Friday morning. They did mention that the covered semi outdoor area where we have sat on a Wednesday evening is now fully enclosed so warmer but still well ventilated so might be a safer option than being in their restaurant.
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on 05 January, 2022, 09:26:17 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 January, 2022, 09:29:14 am
OK, PCR came back positive last night, so days 6 & 7 will be Thu and Fri for me. Fingers crossed for a negative LF test both those days and I will be able to make the celebrations. :thumbsup:
Top banana :thumbsup:
Post by: psyclist on 05 January, 2022, 10:09:12 am
What do we think?
I'm up for the meal at the Compasses in a ventilated place.
I'm inclined to forego the daytime activities at this time ... I have urgent work to my garage that must be completed this weekend which would benefit from an extra day being available (the roofers come in during next week), plus the prospect of a damp ride and semi-outdoor stops is not too appealing.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 January, 2022, 10:13:02 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 January, 2022, 09:04:24 am
UPDATE, PLEASE READ...
Epiphany got discussed yesterday evening at The Swan and the consensus was that Epiphany 2022 should be cancelled :'(
However, we have a new concept, that being "Epi" ;D
Its quite straightforward, meet at Witham 'spoons anywhere between 0830 and 1000 hrs for breakfast and a cheeky beer if the mood takes you, then depending on who is there and how everyone feels we set off for a leisurely ride towards a lunchtime venue for some more nosh and maybe something wet after which everyone goes home. The forecast for Saturday afternoon isn't great so hopefully we can all get home before being drenched.
So, just turn up and we'll play it by ear :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on 06 January, 2022, 11:46:38 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 07 January, 2022, 08:10:50 am
Bummer. :facepalm:
That just about sums it up :'(
Post by: Nik's Nick on 07 January, 2022, 08:35:50 am
Post by: tedshred on 09 January, 2022, 10:22:24 am
Many of the usual faces were missing for various reasons:
Fandango - eating Yorkies, running over hedgehogs
Toby's Dad - claims January is a busy month for him
Grey Sheep - snotters blinding
Not Grey Lamb - also claims January is a busy month
Oaky - injured in bizarre pogo stick incident
Andy C333333333 - too many rules for our resident anarchist
Psyclist - tinkering in his man cave
Jem - won't leave Witham
Not Nik Not Nick Not Nik's Nick Nor even Nick's Nik - grounded
Josser - plague ridden
Fortunately, Tomsk, Huggy, OD and the BFC (Retd.) were all waiting for me in Witham 'Spoons when the headwind and pelting rain finally released me into the warmth. I arrived to find the sampling had already started with a carefully curated selection of breakfast beers (Otter's Amber) and Huggy almost in tears at the unfairness of the egg that had been missed from his breakfast - a feeling not helped when my breakfast arrived swiftly and eggful.
Tomsk and I knew how bad it was outside and the others were looking apprehensively out of the window as the raindrops bounced off the pavement. Tomsk is Tomsk though and there was no way we weren't going on a bike ride. Somewhat unhelpfully, OD decided to get involved with Tomsk's route planning. That could only mean a leg-sapping combination of gratuitous hills (at one point we climbed Blue Mills and then dropped back down Station Road to end up 200 yards from the start of our climb), COR (including a particulary muddy slog along past Beeleigh Falls), pointless circling away from the eventual destination just as you think you are nearly there and feeling ashamed at being left behind by Tomsk on his two wheel drive tractor bike.
Of course it wasn't nearly as bad as we thought and it was all good fun. I did get my revenge for the gratuitous climbs by taking so long to reach the top that everyone else was frozen by the time I got there.
Aesop's Fables for the Modern Day
An Artist comes to a kissing gate with his bike. He delicately moves through but is forced to release the gate which springs heavily into the Telecoms Sales Executive's shins as he blunders in behind the Artist. Meanwhile the Smug Engineer waits for the gate to spring back before pulling it outwards to allow the Retired Twiddler and the Scribe to walk through easily and unharmed The Artist and Telecoms Sales Executive can only look at the Smug Engineer's smug grin as he strides through the gate.
Kissing gate negotiated, we headed through the mud to Maldon and the welcome warmth of the Carpenter's Arms. There we sampled Yakima Gold and Old Bob but forgot to have an Oscar Wilde Mild when the landlord decided to heat his cottage pie up and we realised how hungry we were in a pub that didn't serve food.
Off to Maldon 'Spoons we sped. With Ruddles at 99p and a handful of CAMRA vouchers, we felt like millionaires there. So confident were we that we cleared a table of beers and bookie's slips onto a different table so we could sit in the warmest part of the pub - "the guys from the boxing club won't be happy when they see their table" chirped the blokes at the next table along but we were too busy selecting snacks and quaffing Old Thumper to care.
Enjoyable as it was, here's to next year and a proper traditional Epiphany Ride with after party, camping, musical interludes, ghost pint spills and everything else we love about it.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 09 January, 2022, 01:46:07 pm
Post by: Tomsk on 09 January, 2022, 05:30:45 pm
Nicely done ted. Epi was almost as much fun as Epiphany. Let's hope that the world is more accommodating in 12 months time.
:thumbsup: Despite the rain it was a good day out, with more beer than riding really, in true Epiphany style. But still I managed to clock up 54 miles and get home in time to make an only very slightly late family dinner.
Recalling the kissing gate incident still brings a smile: nobody likes a smart arse! ;D
Post by: BFC on 09 January, 2022, 06:16:24 pm
Still not convinced my digestive system will survive the assumptions/school dinner catering offerings on LEL, confirmed by Saturdays exploits.
Post by: Nick on 09 January, 2022, 10:58:50 pm
Well the formal Epiphany Ride may have been cancelled but five of us enjoyed our "Epi" day out.
Many of the usual faces were missing for various reasons:
Fandango - eating Yorkies, running over hedgehogs
Toby's Dad - claims January is a busy month for him
Grey Sheep - snotters blinding
Not Grey Lamb - also claims January is a busy month
Oaky - injured in bizarre pogo stick incident
Andy C333333333 - too many rules for our resident anarchist
Psyclist - tinkering in his man cave
Jem - won't leave Witham
Not Nik Not Nick Not Nik's Nick Nor even Nick's Nik - grounded
Josser - plague ridden
Fortunately, Tomsk, Huggy, OD and the BFC (Retd.) were all waiting for me in Witham 'Spoons when the headwind and pelting rain finally released me into the warmth. I arrived to find the sampling had already started with a carefully curated selection of breakfast beers (Otter's Amber) and Huggy almost in tears at the unfairness of the egg that had been missed from his breakfast - a feeling not helped when my breakfast arrived swiftly and eggful.
Tomsk and I knew how bad it was outside and the others were looking apprehensively out of the window as the raindrops bounced off the pavement. Tomsk is Tomsk though and there was no way we weren't going on a bike ride. Somewhat unhelpfully, OD decided to get involved with Tomsk's route planning. That could only mean a leg-sapping combination of gratuitous hills (at one point we climbed Blue Mills and then dropped back down Station Road to end up 200 yards from the start of our climb), COR (including a particulary muddy slog along past Beeleigh Falls), pointless circling away from the eventual destination just as you think you are nearly there and feeling ashamed at being left behind by Tomsk on his two wheel drive tractor bike.
Of course it wasn't nearly as bad as we thought and it was all good fun. I did get my revenge for the gratuitous climbs by taking so long to reach the top that everyone else was frozen by the time I got there.
Aesop's Fables for the Modern Day
An Artist comes to a kissing gate with his bike. He delicately moves through but is forced to release the gate which springs heavily into the Telecoms Sales Executive's shins as he blunders in behind the Artist. Meanwhile the Smug Engineer waits for the gate to spring back before pulling it outwards to allow the Retired Twiddler and the Scribe to walk through easily and unharmed The Artist and Telecoms Sales can only Executive look at the Smug Engineer's smug grin as he strides through the gate.
Kissing gate negotiated, we headed through the mud to Maldon and the welcome warmth of the Carpenter's Arms. There we sampled Yakima Gold and Old Bob but forgot to have an Oscar Wilde Mild when the landlord decided to heat his cottage pie up and we realised how hungry we were in a pub that didn't serve food.
Off to Maldon 'Spoons we sped. With Ruddles at 99p and a handful of CAMRA vouchers, we felt like millionaires there. So confident were we that we cleared a table of beers and bookie's slips onto an different table so we could sit in the warmest part of the pub - "the guys from the boxing club won't be happy when they see their table" chirped the blokes at the next table along but we were too busy selecting snacks and quaffing Old Thumper to care.
Enjoyable as it was, here's to next year and a proper traditional Epiphany Ride with after party, camping, musical interludes, ghost pint spills and everything else we love about it.
Great write-up as usual and well done to you all for braving the elements.
Out of isolation now and looking forward to getting out of the house!!
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 November, 2022, 01:30:42 pm
Epiphany has already been discussed elsewhere but time to formalise discussions, here goes...
Saturday 7th running into Sunday 8th January has been discussed although ted said he'd be skiing so wondered about the 21st. How do people feel about each date?
Also, it was mooted that the evening programme would include Tomsk's ACME Awards Ceremony. But it was suggested that we might split the events to two separate dates as the audience for each event is different although there is crossover. How do folks feels about this?
EDIT: we now have a poll! Please cast your votes, remember folks died in for your right to participate in a democratic process ;D
Post by: bobb on 18 November, 2022, 05:51:07 pm
I want to come, but I don't care what day it is or what the format is?
Post by: jiberjaber on 18 November, 2022, 06:14:12 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 18 November, 2022, 06:34:34 pm
Can you add another option of:
I want to come, but I don't care what day it is or what the format is?
Errr, good point, I suggest you don’t vote at all as I won’t be able to fettle the poll and will probably fook it up if I need. Zak OK?
Post by: Owen on 20 November, 2022, 04:47:14 pm
I would struggle to make the 7th, so if that weekend was picked for Epiphany then another for Tomsk awards evening would mean at least I could get to something.
Owen
Post by: Carlosfandango on 20 November, 2022, 06:54:03 pm
Post by: felstedrider on 20 November, 2022, 08:47:41 pm
I won’t do the daytime thing anyway but would like to attend the awards ceremony.
I have a big occasion on the 27th and was thinking of a ride and social on the 28th. We could build that in with a club ride, though.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 November, 2022, 04:54:00 am
Ahem….23rd and 24th are a Monday and a Tuesday ?
I won’t do the daytime thing anyway but would like to attend the awards ceremony.
I have a big occasion on the 27th and was thinking of a ride and social on the 28th. We could build that in with a club ride, though.
Well spotted! 21st and 22nd!
Post by: psyclist on 21 November, 2022, 06:33:28 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 21 November, 2022, 07:51:31 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 December, 2022, 05:19:08 pm
Democracy is good innit!?! :thumbsup:
Post by: felstedrider on 03 December, 2022, 05:56:46 pm
Post by: Tomsk on 12 December, 2022, 08:35:20 pm
Watch this space for details of all the fun and frolics planned for the Extravaganza!
Post by: Oscar's dad on 31 December, 2022, 10:26:39 am
I’d like to know whether you plan on joining us for Epiphany lunch and also an indication of whether you’ll be with us in the evening might be handy too. Please can you message me via whatever means you prefer.
Thanking you muchly.
Post by: jiberjaber on 31 December, 2022, 02:03:52 pm
Post by: huggy on 01 January, 2023, 11:25:40 am
Yes most likely :) (+1)ditto!
Post by: Nick on 01 January, 2023, 01:18:57 pm
Just re-read Tom's email and I'll be there and will either camp or ride home (no rooms available). When/where is the lunch? If I can make it, I will.
Happy New Year to you all. xx
Post by: Owen on 02 January, 2023, 07:18:30 pm
Owen
Post by: BFC on 03 January, 2023, 02:37:53 pm
Trying to get the four wheeled camping solution sorted.
Post by: GavinC on 03 January, 2023, 02:40:42 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 January, 2023, 02:45:49 pm
Yes most likely :) (+1)ditto!
I've put you down for camping as well :thumbsup:
Post by: Oscar's dad on 03 January, 2023, 02:49:43 pm
I think it'll be fine if folks just turn up at the Spiritual Home for evening eats.
Post by: bobb on 03 January, 2023, 05:55:11 pm
Post by: Tomsk on 03 January, 2023, 06:06:10 pm
I think to make this easier just let me know if you're wanting lunch. It would be good to know by the end of this week so I can get a lunch booking in place. BTW, has anyone got helpful suggestions as to where we can have lunch?
I think it'll be fine if folks just turn up at the Spiritual Home for evening eats.
Return Epiphany visit to: The Hare or the Chequers at Roxwell, ?
Post by: Oscar's dad on 04 January, 2023, 05:23:06 pm
I think to make this easier just let me know if you're wanting lunch. It would be good to know by the end of this week so I can get a lunch booking in place. BTW, has anyone got helpful suggestions as to where we can have lunch?
I think it'll be fine if folks just turn up at the Spiritual Home for evening eats.
Return Epiphany visit to: The Hare or the Chequers at Roxwell, ?
Good suggestions. I was also wondering about the Queens Head, Boreham. I’ve always liked the place, shame they shut early on a Wednesday evening.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 January, 2023, 11:31:21 am
Post by: Toby's Dad on 05 January, 2023, 02:05:33 pm
I think to make this easier just let me know if you're wanting lunch.
Count me in for lunch!
Post by: Tomsk on 05 January, 2023, 03:56:23 pm
Yesterday evening the newly reopened Viper (https://www.thevipermillgreen.co.uk/) at Mill Green was mooted as a lunchtime venue. Does anyone have any thoughts?
:thumbsup: Perhaps someone should check it out first, or we could go on Wednesday evening?
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 January, 2023, 04:21:11 pm
Yesterday evening the newly reopened Viper (https://www.thevipermillgreen.co.uk/) at Mill Green was mooted as a lunchtime venue. Does anyone have any thoughts?
:thumbsup: Perhaps someone should check it out first, or we could go on Wednesday evening?
jibers has been a few times, it was he who suggested it but no harm in further recces being carried out. I have contacted them to see if we need to book, their website suggests not but we will be bigger than the average group.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 January, 2023, 04:26:06 pm
Yesterday evening the newly reopened Viper (https://www.thevipermillgreen.co.uk/) at Mill Green was mooted as a lunchtime venue. Does anyone have any thoughts?
:thumbsup: Perhaps someone should check it out first, or we could go on Wednesday evening?
jibers has been a few times, it was he who suggested it but no harm in further recces being carried out. I have contacted them to see if we need to book, their website suggests not but we will be bigger than the average group.
Der Viper has just been in touch. I have booked their back room which holds up to 25 from noon onwards :thumbsup:
The PLAN is coming together!
Post by: tedshred on 05 January, 2023, 04:36:24 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 05 January, 2023, 04:46:42 pm
I aim to be at lunch. My "+1" Svetlana, will not be joining us until the evening.
No problem. Svetlana's people have been in touch to confirm your understanding of her availability is correct. She is flying back from her St Petersburg dacha especially for the event so you'd better be nice to her!
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 05 January, 2023, 05:12:53 pm
Post by: Lightning Phil on 05 January, 2023, 06:13:38 pm
What is the timing of the awards ceremony? I’ve booked the Travelodge in Great Dunmow on the basis I won’t want to cycle all the way back home in Hertfordshire after some drinks. But I should be able to wobble to Great Dunmow after the evening.
Wife is out, I’ll mention I’m heading over to this when she comes back in.
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 06 January, 2023, 02:30:55 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 06 January, 2023, 02:56:27 pm
Thanks for the Facebook prompt OD, I am following this thread and may be able to get over to a beer in the eve but won't be able to do much of the day or stay over. Have you started harassing the stragler?
Be good to see you in the evening, bring a tent! As far as I am aware The Strangler isn't on the socials so can't be harassed. I guess if you're a strangler you'd want to be fairly low profile.
Post by: The Family Cyclist on 07 January, 2023, 01:12:44 pm
Thanks for the Facebook prompt OD, I am following this thread and may be able to get over to a beer in the eve but won't be able to do much of the day or stay over. Have you started harassing the stragler?
Be good to see you in the evening, bring a tent! As far as I am aware The Strangler isn't on the socials so can't be harassed. I guess if you're a strangler you'd want to be fairly low profile.
I'm getting my forum names mixed up. Meant our mutual friend the retiree
Post by: Lightning Phil on 09 January, 2023, 06:10:26 pm
Post by: Toby's Dad on 12 January, 2023, 09:42:51 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 January, 2023, 10:07:20 am
As Epiphany fast approaches, I need to seek nominations for The Trophy for presentation on the day. In order to ensure a fair and transparent process, can you PM me with your nominations?
Don't forget The Rulz state you can ignore nominations in a suitably cavalier fashion and even award The Trophy to yourself!
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 January, 2023, 10:17:28 am
Yesterday evening jibers kindly volunteered to fashion our Epiphany route from Witham 'spoons to The Spiritual Home via The Viper and untold other delights. Never before have we seen such enthusiasm from our jibers, his little face was a picture so we can be sure it will be a Magical Mystery Tour of which legends will be made.
Isn't this exciting? ;D
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 12 January, 2023, 12:17:26 pm
I am super stoked to impart some epically awesome news... :thumbsup:
Yesterday evening jibers kindly volunteered to fashion our Epiphany route from Witham 'spoons to The Spiritual Home via The Viper and untold other delights. Never before have we seen such enthusiasm from our jibers, his little face was a picture so we can be sure it will be a Magical Mystery Tour of which legends will be made.
Isn't this exciting? ;D
Post by: Oscar's dad on 12 January, 2023, 12:22:05 pm
Will we need off road tyres or water wings?I am super stoked to impart some epically awesome news... :thumbsup:
Yesterday evening jibers kindly volunteered to fashion our Epiphany route from Witham 'spoons to The Spiritual Home via The Viper and untold other delights. Never before have we seen such enthusiasm from our jibers, his little face was a picture so we can be sure it will be a Magical Mystery Tour of which legends will be made.
Isn't this exciting? ;D
Nope, you'll be just fine! You can trust jibers :thumbsup:
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 January, 2023, 07:25:28 pm
Current plan is to have some tame COR involved - probably the link from Hammonds under the A12 and maybe the section mid way up Swan Lane linking Margaretting Tye to Margaretting Road.
I'll try and test ride it on fixed to check I am happy with it :thumbsup:
Post by: bobb on 12 January, 2023, 08:30:00 pm
Post by: jiberjaber on 12 January, 2023, 09:08:05 pm
Once you've sorted out the route, can you also sort out the weather? I'm getting sick of this shit!
You'll have to speak to OD for that :thumbsup:
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 January, 2023, 11:15:29 am
Once you've sorted out the route, can you also sort out the weather? I'm getting sick of this shit!
You'll have to speak to OD for that :thumbsup:
It's sorted. I have booked sunny weather during he day and Artic weather on Saturday night so we can properly test our winter camping kit at long last.
Post by: huggy on 13 January, 2023, 11:24:00 am
- I am super stoked to impart some epically awesome news... :thumbsup:
- Isn't this exciting?
- you'll be just fine! You can trust jibers
- It's sorted. I have booked sunny weather during the day
- [space reserved for next salesy statement]
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 January, 2023, 11:27:40 am
Post by: jiberjaber on 13 January, 2023, 12:53:38 pm
Are you suggesting I over promise and under deliver? If so, you clearly haven't paying attention over many years, I always under promise and over deliver ;D
Awesome! :thumbsup:
Post by: Oscar's dad on 13 January, 2023, 01:03:21 pm
Are you suggesting I over promise and under deliver? If so, you clearly haven't paying attention over many years, I always under promise and over deliver ;D
Awesome! :thumbsup:
You my friend are clearly Super Stoked. Good to see!
Post by: jiberjaber on 14 January, 2023, 12:53:27 pm
Arrive 'spoons Witham sometime after it opens, avail yourself of food and drink.
Depart 'spoons 10AM
Arrive 11s at a time just after 11 - there will be a choice of location, either a Brewery or Cafe... I've not bothered checking them out, it'll be awesome I'm sure.
Depart there sometime just around 12
There's some gravel along this route, there will be a divert option that you can take to arrive at lunch - I am hoping to check it out on 30mm slicks and fixed tomorrow...
Arrive The Viper between 12:30 and 13:00 for a couple of hours...
Departing The Viper sometime before 15:00 we have an hour and half of riding to get to the evening destination of The Spiritual Home.
I hope you are as amped as me to get on your bike and wobble around next Saturday :thumbsup:
Post by: Oscar's dad on 14 January, 2023, 01:09:29 pm
Post by: Andy C33 on 14 January, 2023, 11:51:39 pm
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 January, 2023, 05:22:19 pm
So we've got COR, Deer, Alpacas, Beer and perhaps coffee too.... Should be grand.
There's an alternative route without the 2km gravel track if needed.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230115/12b8d68a172310b1936d734c24b10d94.jpg)
Post by: Tomsk on 15 January, 2023, 05:25:52 pm
Post by: Deano4 on 15 January, 2023, 06:53:27 pm
Post by: Nick on 15 January, 2023, 06:55:05 pm
Super stoked to let you know I checked out the COR today, it's fine on fixed with One-Pro tyres (http://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji1787.png)
So we've got COR, Deer, Alpacas, Beer and perhaps coffee too.... Should be grand.
There's an alternative route without the 2km gravel track if needed.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230115/12b8d68a172310b1936d734c24b10d94.jpg)
Deer? :jurek:
Post by: felstedrider on 15 January, 2023, 07:13:36 pm
Post by: jiberjaber on 15 January, 2023, 08:11:05 pm
You lot need to work on your sales speak. I’ve worked with people that would put you to shame.Feel free to help us out, I'm all out of vocab at the moment
Post by: Deano4 on 15 January, 2023, 09:09:24 pm
Post by: tedshred on 16 January, 2023, 08:14:33 am
Hope to be out for the full day.
Don't, don't, don't, don't believe the hype.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 January, 2023, 08:40:16 am
Super stoked to let you know I checked out the COR today, it's fine on fixed with One-Pro tyres (http://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji1787.png)
So we've got COR, Deer, Alpacas, Beer and perhaps coffee too.... Should be grand.
There's an alternative route without the 2km gravel track if needed.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230115/12b8d68a172310b1936d734c24b10d94.jpg)
Deer? :jurek:
Yes dear, deer!
The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=66355.msg2782553#msg2782553) is ready to ride come Saturday!
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 January, 2023, 08:43:34 am
Hope to be out for the full day.
Don't, don't, don't, don't believe the hype.
No hype, just cold hard facts! We have 18 for lunch already and a bunch more at The Spiritual Home in the evening. If nothing else, Epiphany 2023 is going to be well attended!
Post by: Owen on 16 January, 2023, 10:11:37 am
Lucy is supposed to be coming with me but if she likely to be the only one she will probably give it a miss.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 January, 2023, 10:24:05 am
Are many attending the evening session at the Spiritual Home with other half's ?
Lucy is supposed to be coming with me but if she likely to be the only one she will probably give it a miss.
WAGs are most welcome and Lucy will be well looked after!
Post by: huggy on 16 January, 2023, 11:11:45 am
I'm not sure that will be entirely reassuring to Lucy to know that OD will look after her.....Owen, other WAGs will be in attendance too :thumbsup:Are many attending the evening session at the Spiritual Home with other half's ?
Lucy is supposed to be coming with me but if she likely to be the only one she will probably give it a miss.
WAGs are most welcome and Lucy will be well looked after!
Post by: Owen on 16 January, 2023, 11:16:35 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 January, 2023, 11:53:53 am
I'm not sure that will be entirely reassuring to Lucy to know that OD will look after her.....Owen, other WAGs will be in attendance too :thumbsup:Are many attending the evening session at the Spiritual Home with other half's ?
Lucy is supposed to be coming with me but if she likely to be the only one she will probably give it a miss.
WAGs are most welcome and Lucy will be well looked after!
:o I can't think what you mean!
Post by: tedshred on 16 January, 2023, 12:51:11 pm
If anyone who missed the PBP Pubinar last year is interested, I can bring along a small selection of PBP-related stuff. (Limited space due to lugging trophies, medals, camping gear - and to judge by the long-range forecast, including at least two sleeping bags!)
I have a copy of the 2023 ACP presentation brochure if anyone wants me to bring it along.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 January, 2023, 12:53:53 pm
If anyone who missed the PBP Pubinar last year is interested, I can bring along a small selection of PBP-related stuff. (Limited space due to lugging trophies, medals, camping gear - and to judge by the long-range forecast, including at least two sleeping bags!)
I have a copy of the 2023 ACP presentation brochure if anyone wants me to bring it along.
Fire lighter?
Post by: tedshred on 16 January, 2023, 12:58:41 pm
I am sure our French Ride participants will be extremely interested in the brochure so don't use it until they have finished with it.
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 January, 2023, 01:00:40 pm
An accompaniment to your orange trowel.
I am sure our French Ride participants will be extremely interested in the brochure so don't use it until they have finished with it.
Won't need any trowels as I am The Official Holder of the Key :thumbsup:
Post by: huggy on 16 January, 2023, 01:07:51 pm
I'm not sure that will be entirely reassuring to Lucy to know that OD will look after her.....Owen, other WAGs will be in attendance too :thumbsup:I think Lucy needs to be introduced to Svetlana and we let the natural progression on life long friendship blossom from there ;D
:o I can't think what you mean!
Post by: Oscar's dad on 16 January, 2023, 01:54:25 pm
I'm not sure that will be entirely reassuring to Lucy to know that OD will look after her.....Owen, other WAGs will be in attendance too :thumbsup:I think Lucy needs to be introduced to Svetlana and we let the natural progression on life long friendship blossom from there ;D
:o I can't think what you mean!
Clearly I can't speak for Svetlana, who is most likely going to turn up although one can never tell, but should she be there I am certain she and Lucy will get along famously :thumbsup:
Post by: Andy C33 on 16 January, 2023, 06:47:57 pm
Hope to be out for the full day.
Don't, don't, don't, don't believe the hype.
How…….Very……Dare..You!!!!!!!!
Post by: bobb on 16 January, 2023, 07:17:55 pm
Super stoked to let you know I checked out the COR today, it's fine on fixed with One-Pro tyres
So do we get to see this route, or is it top secret?
Post by: josser on 17 January, 2023, 03:54:46 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 17 January, 2023, 07:10:38 pm
Was I supposed to put all this in the diary or something?
Oh you naughty tease! ;D
Post by: Deano4 on 19 January, 2023, 11:15:17 am
Hope you all have a good time.
Post by: tandemaniac on 19 January, 2023, 02:29:46 pm
Not sure I qualify as "stoked" as I won't be on the tandem!
Post by: Tomsk on 19 January, 2023, 05:37:17 pm
Anyway, both bikes fettled and now cleaner than they've been since about October. This may be a last-minute decision when I wake on Saturday morning!
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 January, 2023, 06:01:21 pm
I have a gritted route but it inevitably removes all the fun from the ride as it's main roads on a Saturday morning with the traffic :facepalm:
I will still be on studs anyway as I CBA to swap over tyres again just for one day and I like the noise :D
Rough route is:
Depart 'spoons 10:00 :thumbsup:
Maldon Rd out of Witham to Does Corner
Ashfields to Hoe Mill
Along the Northern Escarpment of TMNH
Down Doggers Lane
Under the A12 in to Baddow for 11s, beer with coffee option, depart just before 12
Out via the Radar and up and down to Swan Lane, past the animals heading up again...
Along the COR to the old church
Along the road and then back under the A12 bringing us to The Viper. ETA just before 13:00
Depart around 15:00 for 26km through some lanes up a road to more lanes, past some animals and arrive at SH for just before 17:00
For anyone not wanting to tackle the tame COR and miss out on the animals they can head on from Swan Lane basecamp to Ivy Barns and then follow that to The Viper, you'll probably arrive 10-15mins before us though :)
(times based on about 19kph)
Post by: tedshred on 19 January, 2023, 06:34:09 pm
Post by: BFC on 19 January, 2023, 06:56:46 pm
who do we have in the Epiphany Field overnight ?
I'll be glamping in the car park.
Post by: jiberjaber on 19 January, 2023, 07:25:12 pm
who do we have in the Epiphany Field overnight ?I believe so.
I'm presently checking out 11s. It's a bit of a chore this route planning !(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20230119/bc919d055674b1b363b10df8bc863d1b.jpg)
Post by: Tomsk on 19 January, 2023, 07:52:21 pm
who do we have in the Epiphany Field overnight ?
:thumbsup: I'll be doing the Epiphany camping for the first time in a while.
If jibers is staying with the crunchy tyres, I'll do likewise and we'll annoy everyone in stereo - the Venerable Dawes is a much better bike for laden COR, plus my nice-but-probably-still-icy early morning ride in to the 'spoons is preferable to the Braintree and Notleys gritted route.
Post by: josser on 20 January, 2023, 08:54:44 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 January, 2023, 09:13:02 am
who do we have in the Epiphany Field overnight ?
Me :thumbsup:
Assume it’s fancy dress as usual?
Good heavens No! That would be silly and we are all above such antics ;D
Post by: josser on 20 January, 2023, 09:43:20 am
who do we have in the Epiphany Field overnight ?
Me :thumbsup:Assume it’s fancy dress as usual?
Good heavens No! That would be silly and we are all above such antics ;D
Jolly good, I “won’t” get dressed up then…
Post by: tedshred on 20 January, 2023, 09:52:37 am
Jolly good, I “won’t” get dressed up then…
Don't worry, if you can squeeze into the outfit you wore on your stag it doesn't count as "dressing up". In fact, it's compulsory. If it's a choice between your blonde bombshell outfit (how proud your mother in law looked) and your brown corduroy suit, I'd go with blonde bombshell every time. You can also keep my +1 entertained - do you speak Russian ?
Post by: tippers_kiwi on 20 January, 2023, 10:03:08 am
Post by: josser on 20 January, 2023, 10:10:10 am
Jolly good, I “won’t” get dressed up then…
Don't worry, if you can squeeze into the outfit you wore on your stag it doesn't count as "dressing up". In fact, it's compulsory. If it's a choice between your blonde bombshell outfit (how proud your mother in law looked) and your brown corduroy suit, I'd go with blonde bombshell every time. You can also keep my +1 entertained - do you speak Russian ?
You weren’t keen on the corduroy suit we’re you… it’s more olive bronze than brown but I’m not one split hairs. I’ll make sure I deploy something that would make everyone’s mothers in law glow with pride
Post by: tedshred on 20 January, 2023, 10:19:07 am
it’s more olive bronze than brown but I’m not one split hairs.
Can we just compromise on faecal ?
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 January, 2023, 10:22:51 am
Jolly good, I “won’t” get dressed up then…
Don't worry, if you can squeeze into the outfit you wore on your stag it doesn't count as "dressing up". In fact, it's compulsory. If it's a choice between your blonde bombshell outfit (how proud your mother in law looked) and your brown corduroy suit, I'd go with blonde bombshell every time. You can also keep my +1 entertained - do you speak Russian ?
As we know it's by no means guaranteed that your +1 will turn up. However my contacts in the intelligence community have alerted me to some unusual aircraft movements in the St Petersburg area so you might be in luck.
Post by: josser on 20 January, 2023, 10:24:41 am
it’s more olive bronze than brown but I’m not one split hairs.
Can we just compromise on faecal ?
Charming…
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 January, 2023, 10:26:38 am
Post by: tedshred on 20 January, 2023, 10:31:53 am
Post by: Christophe on 20 January, 2023, 01:18:59 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 January, 2023, 02:18:06 pm
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 January, 2023, 06:15:02 pm
Post by: Snotty Gilbert on 20 January, 2023, 06:29:14 pm
I hope to join you at the Viper for a swift one (or two) if I can fix the puncture I've just found ::-)
Post by: bobb on 20 January, 2023, 06:42:34 pm
Post by: JenM on 20 January, 2023, 06:58:21 pm
Post by: Lightning Phil on 20 January, 2023, 07:17:03 pm
Post by: Tomsk on 20 January, 2023, 07:28:29 pm
Post by: Nick on 20 January, 2023, 08:07:23 pm
I look forward to next year and I hope all you guys have a great time, I've been blessed by meeting with you. xx
Post by: Oscar's dad on 20 January, 2023, 08:10:49 pm
Sadly, I have had to bow out - josser collected the musty pelt of destiny from mine this evening (thank you, josser!).
I look forward to next year and I hope all you guys have a great time, I've been blessed by meeting with you. xx
Well done josser! Who will wear The Pelt I wonder?
Post by: αdαmsκι on 20 January, 2023, 08:23:32 pm
All packed up and ready to go: 2 x sleeping bags and mats, down jacket, breakfast-inna-tin, hat and glove selection. Two trophies and a stash of medals/year bars. I just hope all the other promised trophies are brought along by the 2021 holders!
Any chance of an extra SR badge as I'll be a last minute addition for the evening.
SR was LEL,A&S, G&YF & Richard Ellis perm
Post by: Bernster on 23 January, 2023, 09:11:15 am
Post by: Oscar's dad on 28 January, 2023, 09:04:47 am
As tradition dictates we started with breakfast in 'spoons, Witham. Then it was off to the Chelmsford Brew Co for elevenses and The Viper for lunch. Temperatures hovered around freezing and ice on the roads was a major challenge. After lunch with snuff we set off into the dusk for The Compasses, Littley Green for more shenanigans and a prize giving.
Tomsk and I camped overnight in the Compasses garden with Elliot in his Landy plus BFC and Arabella in a camper van. Temperatures dropped to minus 4.
We were also joined by special guests:
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