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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5600 on: 11 May, 2022, 10:41:44 pm »
Lee Anderson, MP for (and native of) Ashfield

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/tory-mp-brits-dont-need-food-banks-cant-cook/
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He claimed there was "not this massive use for food banks in this country", and those who knew how to cook and budget could make meals for 30p a day.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61414951
FFS
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5601 on: 11 May, 2022, 11:06:22 pm »
A celebrity chef should invite him to come and show us all how it is done.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5602 on: 12 May, 2022, 07:32:57 pm »
Anderson was a scab miner in the eighties and a disgraced Labour councillor in more recent times.  He finally found his true home amongst the pond life within the tory party.  Swimming with the likes of johnson, patel, dorries, kwateng, hancock, sunak, truss, javid, raab, barclay, etc., etc., etc., etc., ... gives him an awful lot of nasties to look up to.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5603 on: 12 May, 2022, 07:37:51 pm »
A celebrity chef should invite him to come and show us all how it is done.

Jack Monroe has done exactly that.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5604 on: 12 May, 2022, 07:54:56 pm »
A celebrity chef should invite him to come and show us all how it is done.

Jack Monroe has done exactly that.
And she has a very pertinent rant about it here.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5605 on: 13 May, 2022, 06:15:00 am »
So many to choose from, but an extra special mention for whoever thought of throwing another 90,000 people into unemployment to use their salaries to dish out tax cuts.

So wrong and economically illiterate on too many levels to list without becoming apoplectic.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5606 on: 13 May, 2022, 07:03:47 am »
Golfist Greg Norman.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5607 on: 13 May, 2022, 07:42:18 am »
So many to choose from, but an extra special mention for whoever thought of throwing another 90,000 people into unemployment to use their salaries to dish out tax cuts.

So wrong and economically illiterate on too many levels to list without becoming apoplectic.

The delays in the passport office are unacceptable!
The delays in issuing driving licences are unacceptable!

It is almost like, I don't know, they need more staff. Lets get rid of staff, that will make things more efficient!
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« Reply #5608 on: 13 May, 2022, 08:51:55 am »
So many to choose from, but an extra special mention for whoever thought of throwing another 90,000 people into unemployment to use their salaries to dish out tax cuts.

So wrong and economically illiterate on too many levels to list without becoming apoplectic.

The delays in the passport office are unacceptable!
The delays in issuing driving licences are unacceptable!

It is almost like, I don't know, they need more staff. Lets get rid of staff, that will make things more efficient!

It's sell off strategy.  Make it totally shite then allow your mates to make a profit from the taxpayer.

The usual tory looting of the public purse.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5609 on: 13 May, 2022, 09:17:41 am »
It is indeed, and undoubtedly the replacement will cost more and provide less.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5610 on: 13 May, 2022, 06:29:16 pm »
Lee Anderson (30p meals a day etc) has libelled Jack Monroe on GammonNews and she's instructing her lawyer.
<gets popcorn>
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5611 on: 13 May, 2022, 06:58:42 pm »
Super-Twat frequent flyer Martin Daubney has joined in too.  Get in, Jack :thumbsup:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5612 on: 13 May, 2022, 07:07:08 pm »
Lee Anderson (30p meals a day etc) has libelled Jack Monroe on GammonNews and she's instructing her lawyer.
<gets popcorn>
My bold.
Most excellent news.
Jack has form for this sort of thing.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5613 on: 13 May, 2022, 07:09:45 pm »
Oh yes.  Ask Hatey Cockpins :D
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5614 on: 13 May, 2022, 07:40:41 pm »
 Clearly the gammonati just don't learn.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5615 on: 13 May, 2022, 07:54:23 pm »
Clearly the gammonati just don't learn.

Werl, that’s Lazza's Gammon Paradox inna nutshell, innit.  If gammon were capable of learning then they wouldn’t be gammon.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5616 on: 13 May, 2022, 07:58:54 pm »
She is asking for donations for the fight.  Link on twitter.

Go get 'em Jack!

Edit:  confused myself a tad there.  I found her Twitter by simply googling her. 

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5617 on: 13 May, 2022, 08:57:26 pm »
Clearly the gammonati just don't learn.

Werl, that’s Lazza's Gammon Paradox inna nutshell, innit.  If gammon were capable of learning then they wouldn’t be gammon.

This is the thing, it's not just that I find their opinions disagreeable, it's that they're not really opinions, they're just the dull, aching final brown toilet bowl splatters of dumb. There are rocks smarter than Lee Anderson. Well, actually, it's safer to say that there aren't any rocks dumber than Lee Anderson.

Odds on my parents voted for him, mind.

It's a silly argument though, the real story ought to be that no one in one of the richest countries of the world ought to be trying to figure out how to make 30p meals. It's not an achievement, it's a failure.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5618 on: 13 May, 2022, 09:59:50 pm »
Super-Twat frequent flyer Martin Daubney has joined in too.  Get in, Jack :thumbsup:
A brace of Super Twats.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5619 on: 13 May, 2022, 10:26:06 pm »
Don't forget Lee Anderson's expenses claims.
In the region of £190,000 IIRC.

ETA: It appears that I didn't RC:- £220,000  :- https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1609114/Lee-Anderson-food-banks-comments-Tory-MP-house-of-commons-cost-of-living-crisis-vn

Also:- https://www.parallelparliament.co.uk/mp/lee-anderson/expenses/claim-status

I appreciate it's an overview but, if I put that^ forward as an expenses claim, my company would really and correctly, ask questions.

I hope Jack Monroe either gets a grovelling apology or (metaphorically) takes his trousers down in court.

With luck, that would lead to a by election (MPs can't be declared bankrupt AIUI):- https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/nov/08/tory-mp-faces-bankruptcy-over-unpaid-taxes-and-may-have-to-step-down-adam-afriyie






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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5620 on: 14 May, 2022, 11:25:22 am »
My reading of Teh Roolz* is that a bankrupt type:
  • Cannot stand for election to Parliament, and/or
  • If already a member, cannot sit in the Chamber or vote
It doesn’t, alas, state whether they still get paid, or whether they’re still entitled to subsidised grub in the works canteen.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5621 on: 14 May, 2022, 01:46:46 pm »
She is asking for donations for the fight.  Link on twitter.

Go get 'em Jack!

Edit:  confused myself a tad there.  I found her Twitter by simply googling her.
Jack, one of the best independent journalists we have, can also be supported via patreon.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5622 on: 15 May, 2022, 12:57:38 am »
I've just noticed something:



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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5623 on: 15 May, 2022, 08:56:30 am »
Not fast & rarely furious

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #5624 on: 15 May, 2022, 09:44:42 am »
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I've just noticed something:
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