"[redacted] has developed a device for harnessing Scalar Energy, coding the light with health and healing instructions and administering it to a photograph of a person, animal or plant. People are experiencing the benefits of this remote therapy by way of quantum entanglement. "
I'm not a quantum physicist, but something tells me that this sure as hell isn't how quantum entanglement works.
There is more chance of something happening to the original picture file than this
sub-pseudoscience actually producing any health benefits, and even then, we are talking about the cube root of sweet knack-all.
It's only a matter of time before some woo-merchant rips off one of the running gags from Robert Rankin's Armageddon trilogy and starts wibbling about the "trans-perambulation of pseudo-cosmic antimatter".