Just working on an interview feature with a self-styled "vegan and cruelty-free make-up artist". She was doing fine until this bit...
Stress and anxiety can have a detrimental effect on our skin. I think we can all attest to that over the last two years. Look at Dr Masaru Emoto’s work on the study of how emotions affect the molecular formation of water, and we’re 60% water. Being a happy human keeps us feeling and looking healthy.
You what?
I looked up "Dr" Masaru Emoto. For a start, he's not a doctor, he's a Japanese businessman. Good start.
Apparently, he's responsible for a work entitled
The Hidden Messages In Water. Quoth Wikipedia: "His conjecture evolved over the years, and his early work revolved around pseudo-scientific hypotheses that water could react to positive thoughts and words and that polluted water could be cleaned through prayer and positive visualization."
I'm being made redundant in a few weeks, which is obviously a bit of a shitter, but I really won't be sorry to see the back of crap like this.