Author Topic: Science that makes you cringe  (Read 23188 times)

ian

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Re: Science that makes you cringe
« Reply #275 on: 15 June, 2022, 04:26:34 pm »
This is where we are now:

  • Little Timmy gets eaten by a lion a month or three after getting his covid jab: the jab made it happen
  • Little Timmy gets eaten by a lion a month or three after getting covid: covid made it happen

Any erm on that, and you are a COVID MINIMIZER, which basically means you're a child-maiming eugenicist. Everyone needs a hobby.
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Re: Science that makes you cringe
« Reply #276 on: 15 June, 2022, 04:42:13 pm »
This is where we are now:

  • Little Timmy gets eaten by a lion a month or three after getting his covid jab: the jab made it happen
  • Little Timmy gets eaten by a lion a month or three after getting covid: covid made it happen

Whereas in reality, it had knack-all to do with either the jab or the dread lurgi, and it was little Timmy poking said lion with a stick* that made it happen. :demon:


* 'orse's 'ead 'andle optional.
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Kim

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Re: Science that makes you cringe
« Reply #277 on: 15 June, 2022, 06:58:32 pm »
Nahh, lions are lazy bastards.  They're only going to eat little Timmy if they haven't been fed enough.

ElyDave

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Re: Science that makes you cringe
« Reply #278 on: 15 June, 2022, 07:54:38 pm »
Nahh, lions are lazy bastards.  They're only going to eat little Timmy if they haven't been fed enough.

Or if the covid vaccine made him taste of gravy
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Science that makes you cringe
« Reply #279 on: 27 June, 2022, 08:51:56 pm »
Nahh, lions are lazy bastards.  They're only going to eat little Timmy if they haven't been fed enough. the lionesses have caught him.
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