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Ian H

The phallus is 16cm long but may have shrunk with age
« on: 20 February, 2023, 09:32:33 am »
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PaulF

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Re: The phallus is 16cm long but may have shrunk with age
« Reply #1 on: 20 February, 2023, 10:13:47 am »
Age related shrinkage I can just about cope with but the warping!
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Re: The phallus is 16cm long but may have shrunk with age
« Reply #2 on: 20 February, 2023, 10:46:53 pm »
Someone's got wood. Hopefully, without splinters.
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Re: The phallus is 16cm long but may have shrunk with age
« Reply #3 on: 21 February, 2023, 12:42:16 am »
I expect some innocent Roman found it abandoned without explanation on a (slightly less) ancient monument by a group of weirdos from the chariot forum and brought it home for safe keeping.
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Re: The phallus is 16cm long but may have shrunk with age
« Reply #4 on: 21 February, 2023, 12:51:08 am »
It’s a fossilised Parsnip of Serendipity.
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Re: The phallus is 16cm long but may have shrunk with age
« Reply #5 on: 21 February, 2023, 08:52:41 am »
Quote from: Kim on 21 February, 2023, 12:42:16 am
I expect some innocent Roman found it abandoned without explanation on a (slightly less) ancient monument by a group of weirdos from the chariot forum and brought it home for safe keeping.

 :thumbsup:   ;D
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Re: The phallus is 16cm long but may have shrunk with age
« Reply #6 on: 21 February, 2023, 09:32:09 am »
Was it on the side of the Roman baths and somebody slipped as they were getting out?
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Re: The phallus is 16cm long but may have shrunk with age
« Reply #7 on: 22 February, 2023, 11:23:36 am »
Quote from: Basil on 21 February, 2023, 08:52:41 am
Quote from: Kim on 21 February, 2023, 12:42:16 am
I expect some innocent Roman found it abandoned without explanation on a (slightly less) ancient monument by a group of weirdos from the chariot forum and brought it home for safe keeping.

 :thumbsup:   :-D

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Re: The phallus is 16cm long but may have shrunk with age
« Reply #8 on: 22 February, 2023, 11:27:56 am »
Quote from: Kim on 21 February, 2023, 12:42:16 am
I expect some innocent Roman found it abandoned without explanation on a (slightly less) ancient monument by a group of weirdos from the chariot forum and brought it home for safe keeping.

 ;D ;D POTD - but you had to be there...
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Re: The phallus is 16cm long but may have shrunk with age
« Reply #9 on: 08 March, 2023, 12:13:02 am »
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