Since the office redesign, my desk neighbour is a chap who wears his headphones all day, which is antisocial enough, but made worse by the fact that he has the volume loud enough for the sound to leak.
Plus he types like a tap-dancing elephant. (Seriously, dude, you really don’t need to hit the keys that hard.)
And he eats apples noisily at his desk.
And he wears a hat indoors.
In short, he’s a cunt.
Oh well, only two more office days to put up with him. Silver linings and all that.