Author Topic: Today's SPAM (Read 122881 times)

rogerzilla · « **Reply #425 on:** 30 December, 2021, 09:03:43 pm »

I had an email from the fascist, loofa-faced shitgibbon himself. Still grifting.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #426 on:** 31 March, 2022, 02:28:52 pm »

O hai JSD Engineering!

Considering it's not even April 2022, don't you think that wishing for

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a happy and healthy 2023 for you and yours!

is a teeny bit premature? Also I've never heard of you. To the spambin with you, dolts!

Kthxbai

MattH · « **Reply #427 on:** 01 April, 2022, 07:22:35 am »

Started getting emails asking me to send bitcoin to support Ukraine.

Jaded · « **Reply #428 on:** 01 April, 2022, 07:36:27 am »

Just received an email asking me to contribute to conversion therapy for rogerzilla.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #429 on:** 01 April, 2022, 10:55:25 am »

What are they hoping to convert him into?

Diver300 · « **Reply #430 on:** 12 April, 2022, 05:21:21 pm »

In_the_last_few_days_I've_received_loads_of_spam_where_the_title_and_first_line_uses_underscores_not_spaces. Some.has.full.stops.instead.

I guess it is the latest ploy prevent the spam filters, which will probably be updated soon.

Jaded · « **Reply #431 on:** 12 April, 2022, 05:57:03 pm »

”News about your conservatory”

It had been stolen?
It hasn’t been built yet?
…

Polar Bear · « **Reply #432 on:** 15 April, 2022, 09:24:52 am »

Apparently I have been in close proximity to a covid sufferer and need to click the link to book a test.

Yeah, right. Untraceable txt which self-deleted. How did that happen?

Anyway, I'll ignore it. If they have my number to txt me they can just as easily call me.

MattH · « **Reply #433 on:** 15 April, 2022, 10:02:35 am »

I've been receiving a lot of SMS spams over the last couple of days, telling me I've got a voicemail or MMS message and giving a link to click to receive it.

robgul · « **Reply #434 on:** 15 April, 2022, 10:06:52 am »

Quote from: MattH on 15 April, 2022, 10:02:35 am

I've been receiving a lot of SMS spams over the last couple of days, telling me I've got a voicemail or MMS message and giving a link to click to receive it.

Ditto - also that I have "fax messages" - hovering on the links usually reveals a .ru domain

Jaded · « **Reply #435 on:** 13 May, 2022, 11:52:07 am »

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The reason why your anti virus didn't detect any spyware and adware?
A: My malware utilizes a lower-level device drivers that are part of your cpu, and also I up-date its fingerprints every 8 hours to help keep your own antivirus muted.

I created a display screen filming of you wanking.
On one part on the display is the video clip you are currently viewing, and on another side is your own satisfied facial area.

Isn't a satisfied facial area something else?

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #436 on:** 14 May, 2022, 12:22:29 pm »

From:	Jimmy
To:	Recipients
Subject:	REE

Can you do a job with me?

————————————————————————————

I expect so, Jimbo. You bring the shooters and I'll find the getaway car.

Jurek · « **Reply #437 on:** 18 May, 2022, 11:07:59 am »

Beware the Ofgem energy rebate scam - claiming to give you a rebate on your energy bill and a payment of £250.00 into your council tax in exchange for....... your....... bank..... details.... so that they can make an immediate payment

Basil · « **Reply #438 on:** 25 May, 2022, 10:40:25 am »

Mrs B, "What's Apple Pay."

Seems her Apple Pay account has been suspended due to 'suspicious activity '

We both have android phones.

ElyDave · « **Reply #439 on:** 25 May, 2022, 03:18:58 pm »

I had an e-mail from Warren Buffet today, seems he's remained that same old down to earth guy he always was.

ElyDave · « **Reply #440 on:** 28 June, 2022, 10:30:50 am »

"CONGRATULATIIONNSSS YOUR AWARDS IS OUT FOR DELIVERY
HAURRRY-UP"

I didn't follow the clicky link

SoreTween · « **Reply #441 on:** 04 July, 2022, 04:53:10 pm »

   From:   "Judicial Police (Complaint Department)" <homeofficegovuk1@gmail.com>
   To:   bpm.info-arrests@npcc.police.uk
   Subject:   Fwd: EUROPEAN POLICE REPORT (CONFIDENTIAL E-MAIL)

Hello!
You will find attached a summons against you in PDF format.
Please answer urgently by email, after reading.
Good reception.

EUROPOL/NATIONAL POLICE CHIEFS' COUNCIL

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #442 on:** 11 July, 2022, 10:33:42 am »

The “ur [Norton|McAfee|Other] antii virrus haz xpierd plz click link below in this porely spelt & ungramaticle e-mail to rennew” scammers seem to be back with a vengeance at the moment. As are not-Currys/not-Amazon/not-Other telling me I've “won” an internet-of-shit connected doorbell.

De Sisti · « **Reply #443 on:** 11 July, 2022, 12:17:25 pm »

Today I had the one from the 'PostOffice', asking me to click a link to arrange for re-delivery.
I sent the text off to 7726.

Tim Hall · « **Reply #444 on:** 11 July, 2022, 07:22:02 pm »

I had one last week saying my parcel would be delivered between x and y. Click this link to reschedule ect ect.

Not being aware of any impending parcels I gave it a good ignoring to.

Next day, what is this on the doormat? Why,it is a packet of Aeropress filters wot I had ordered and forgotten about.

I'm 61 you know.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #445 on:** 17 August, 2022, 12:13:16 pm »

From:	Mailer Service <redacted@gmail.com>
To:	Mr Larrington
Subject:	Update your email address

Yahoo!
Dear Mail Member,
Your account has not been updated to our new mailing service privacy policies therefore your account has been disabled from receiving new messages pdf and further attachment. After review, your account is eligible for reinstatement.
To reinstate your account, you need to sign in and verify it as soon as possible.
Sign in¹
You'll need to do this soon, because disabled accounts are eventually deleted, along with your emails, contacts, photos and other data stored with google.
Thank you

So, a message from a gmail account apparently! concerning! Yahoo! mail! and warning that data stored with Google will be deleted. Someone hasn't really thought this one through

1: Link ultimately puts you on! a! faux! Yahoo! at! weebly.com!

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #446 on:** 01 September, 2022, 09:51:00 am »

According to an e-mail from someone who is, in all probability, not Currys^TM at all, if I sing up I will receive an Electric Smeg Kettle. Yes, sing.

Also, are there really people out there who'll pay over 200 quid for a kettle? Come the Revolution…

L CC · « **Reply #447 on:** 01 September, 2022, 10:09:31 am »

Easy mistake to make- everyone associates Kettles with singing, don't they?

[I'm stunned to find they are still going. They weren't young when I took No1Daughter in, oo, 1995?]

Feanor · « **Reply #448 on:** 01 September, 2022, 10:23:27 am »

Quote from: fboab on 01 September, 2022, 10:09:31 am

Easy mistake to make- everyone associates Kettles with singing, don't they?

[I'm stunned to find they are still going. They weren't young when I took No1Daughter in, oo, 1995?]

<sings>
Spout, handle, lid of metal...

FifeingEejit · « **Reply #449 on:** 01 September, 2022, 10:27:46 am »

Quote from: fboab on 01 September, 2022, 10:09:31 am

Easy mistake to make- everyone associates Kettles with singing, don't they?

[I'm stunned to find they are still going. They weren't young when I took No1Daughter in, oo, 1995?]

Ah it's erm complicated, there's a divorce involved so it's just artie now.

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