Vacon? I'm sure we've done the story of Quorn, but it's a good one.
Jackfruit is, well, jackfruit. It's quite common as, well, jackfruit in Indonesia and thereabouts (as curries, but also candied in dessert, and in those weird drink-desserts of Indonesia). It's fine as, well, jackfruit. It's not chicken.
Anyway is vacon any good? I don't eat pig, but I do like a fry up.