On another thread, Helly said we don't talk about poo. On CBBC there's a programme called Opeartion Ouch! Quite entertaining, actually. The show is presented by twins. In one episode, one ate healthily, the other not. They then compared each other's shit. Also, a couple of hospital scenarios on the show have involved kids who are admitted with severe stomach pains, only to be diagnosed as severely constipated. I think that's enough crap talk...