Astonishingly, Eric Pickles seems to have avoided mention in this thread for a year or so.
Not sure how.
But now, in an attempt to re-assert his pre-eminent supertwattery in a constellation of supertwats, he has put forward a proposal aimed securely at the shopkeeper and motorist vote, which has been instantly rejected by a Transport Minister, all the major motoring organisations, shopkeepers, and even minor supertwat and professionally obnoxious controversialist Quentin Willson!
Good shot, sir!