Are we allowed to nominate corporate entities?
If so, I give you Churchill Retirement Living, purveyors of retirement apartment complexes.
The bastards are building a block next to my house. We were more than happy with the prospect of retirement apartments on the site but, along with others took, issue with the scale of the development as we thought that it was too big for the plot, too close to some existing dwellings and included far too few parking spaces (31 or 32 apartments and 11 spaces). Our fear is that the already atrocious parking situation around here will only get worse. Churchill are of the opinion that old folk will jump at the opportunity to give up their cars- as if.
Anyway, today whilst visiting the post office I spied a little advertising poster for Peel Lodge (built on the site of the now demolished Police Station) singing the praises of such features as 24hr on site assitance, video entry system, visitors suite, owners lounge and FREE PARKING
Free parking? You lying fucking toads. Limited parking more like.