Author Topic: Tour de France 2018  (Read 135207 times)

Auntie Helen

  • 6 Wheels in Germany
Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #900 on: 27 July, 2018, 09:25:03 am »
Having been out of the UK for over four years, I’m a bit shocked now at the adverts.

Why so many gambling adverts? Is that now legal?
Why so many funeral adverts? If you’re dead, why worry about your funeral?

I am shocked about the loan adverts and personal injury lawyer adverts too. Are we turning into the US?
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Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #901 on: 27 July, 2018, 09:35:56 am »
I am hoping Argritubel will start sponsoring teams again. I still have the spare room full of tubular metal products for cattle after an ill-advised impulse purchase during the 2007 TdF.

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #902 on: 27 July, 2018, 09:39:56 am »
What happened to all those debtors who consolidated with Ocean Finance?

Perhaps they were sold to the little Spanish bloke who ran Polaris World, José Luis Hernández, and are still wandering the Costa Blanca trying to sell timeshares.

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #903 on: 27 July, 2018, 10:16:03 am »
He's advertising Polaris World on my DVD TV recording of the 2007 Dunwich Dynamo "the year of the rain".

Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

rogerzilla

  • When n+1 gets out of hand
Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #904 on: 27 July, 2018, 10:19:28 am »
Someone needs to tell Watchfinder that slo-mo on TV is a generally-used technique to imply someone is a sex pervert.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

orraloon

  • I'm trying Ringo, I'm trying real hard
Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #905 on: 27 July, 2018, 10:23:14 am »
Having been out of the UK for over four years, I’m a bit shocked now at the adverts.

Why so many gambling adverts? Is that now legal?
Why so many funeral adverts? If you’re dead, why worry about your funeral?

I am shocked about the loan adverts and personal injury lawyer adverts too. Are we turning into the US?
Daytime TV watching demographic innit.  Naff all to do with their time, inactive, sit inside watching the telly.  C'mon, a little bet won't harm you...  You don't want the family to struggle to pay for your funeral now do you?...  Did you trip over a pavement?  You could claim ComPenSayShun...

UK is going to sh1t in so many ways.  Pah.  I'm off outside.

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #906 on: 27 July, 2018, 11:25:02 am »
Now I come to think of it, I did see a shampoo ad the other day featuring notable Tour drop-out M Kitteh, or a fairly convincing lookalike.  But I've no idea what The Product is for half the sponsors of the Tour teams.

Via the magic of Wikinaccurate and JFGI:

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"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." ~ Freidrich Neitzsche

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #907 on: 27 July, 2018, 12:51:41 pm »
There was a list like that in the Guardian in a preview article.

I was thinking, hasn't Froome been in the position of being the "superdomestique who is stronger than his team leader" a couple of times? Once in that TDF that Wiggins won, and once in a Vuelta where IIRC Froome was told to wait for Wiggins and it ended up that both of them lost time when Froome didn't have to? Or something like that - I'm just going on what I recall... I wondered if that would make a difference to how Froome is reacting this time. I accept that the situations are not totally the same and that Froome has had some bad luck with that crash.

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #908 on: 27 July, 2018, 01:21:43 pm »
My favourite was Gewiss (light switches) - Ballan (garage doors).  First trade team jersey I bought...

Beardy

  • Shedist
Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #909 on: 27 July, 2018, 03:09:18 pm »
It’s gone very quite on this thread. Is everyone holding their breath?
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #910 on: 27 July, 2018, 03:19:17 pm »
Still waiting for GC action...
Cycle and recycle.   SS Wilson

citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #911 on: 27 July, 2018, 03:20:10 pm »
Still waiting for GC action...

 ???

Are you not watching?
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #912 on: 27 July, 2018, 03:24:00 pm »
My favourite was Gewiss (light switches) - Ballan (garage doors).  First trade team jersey I bought...
Marc Zeepcentrale (Marc's Soap Central)
IJsboerke (Little ice-cream farmer)

But, there has been a local team, called Baby Dump. Because dump has only one meaning in Dutch English, being the short for dump-store.


Basil

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Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #913 on: 27 July, 2018, 03:24:44 pm »
Crossing fingers for Sagan surviving.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #914 on: 27 July, 2018, 03:25:05 pm »
No.  Looking at app graphic occasionally.
Cycle and recycle.   SS Wilson

citoyen

  • Occasionally rides a bike
Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #915 on: 27 July, 2018, 03:26:46 pm »
No.  Looking at app graphic occasionally.

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"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #916 on: 27 July, 2018, 03:29:50 pm »
Oooh...
Cycle and recycle.   SS Wilson

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #917 on: 27 July, 2018, 03:42:52 pm »
No.  Looking at app graphic occasionally.

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Not anymore. Gesink dragged the MJ group back to 1'40" doubtless setting up Roglic for a last attempt in a bit

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #918 on: 27 July, 2018, 03:55:25 pm »
Kruisjike attacked.  He's the bait for a Roglic counterattack

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #919 on: 27 July, 2018, 03:55:36 pm »
As soon as the studio wights start burbling about the virtual GC the MJ group starts reeling the breakaway in.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #920 on: 27 July, 2018, 04:04:43 pm »
Dumoulin is effectively a Sky domestique

Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #921 on: 27 July, 2018, 04:06:29 pm »
Kruisjike attacked.  He's the bait for a Roglic counterattack

et voila.


T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #922 on: 27 July, 2018, 04:12:35 pm »
Horrible descent in the fog from the Soulor.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Tim Hall

  • Victoria is my queen
Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #923 on: 27 July, 2018, 04:18:15 pm »
Brilliant support from Bernal.
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Tour de France 2018
« Reply #924 on: 27 July, 2018, 04:31:17 pm »
Ditto Aubisque
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight