Author Topic: Media puns  (Read 4006 times)

rogerzilla

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Re: Most contrived newspaper headline ever
« Reply #1 on: 20 April, 2013, 08:26:26 am »
Office notes is good, might like the pizza one on page 5  :sick:
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Re: Most contrived newspaper headline ever
« Reply #2 on: 20 April, 2013, 07:13:35 pm »
I think the one from a few years back, when Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic at Parkhead, runs it pretty close - Super Caley go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious

(My personal favourite has always been the one about the library crisis in Essex though - Book Lack in Ongar.)

hellymedic

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Re: Most contrived newspaper headline ever
« Reply #3 on: 20 April, 2013, 10:09:17 pm »
(My personal favourite has always been the one about the library crisis in Essex though - Book Lack in Ongar.)

That is rather good...

Re: Most contrived newspaper headline ever
« Reply #4 on: 20 April, 2013, 10:55:12 pm »
(My personal favourite has always been the one about the library crisis in Essex though - Book Lack in Ongar.)

That is rather good...

The old ones are the best - I'm fairly certain that I heard that gag being used on a radio program in the early 1990s.
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hellymedic

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Re: Most contrived newspaper headline ever
« Reply #5 on: 21 April, 2013, 09:16:27 am »
(My personal favourite has always been the one about the library crisis in Essex though - Book Lack in Ongar.)

That is rather good...

The old ones are the best - I'm fairly certain that I heard that gag being used on a radio program in the early 1990s.

I suppose there's a tinge of 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue' about it.

Re: Most contrived newspaper headline ever
« Reply #6 on: 21 April, 2013, 09:42:22 am »
I've always believed it was a local newspaper headline from the 60s or thereabouts. Google isn't helpful: lots of references to its use, but the only actual source given is Private Eye in 2004. Given it's referred to in a 2002 Guardian article on headlines, and I think I first heard about it in a school English lesson in the late 80s or very early 90s, all we can say is that recycling's a good thing!

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Re: Most contrived newspaper headline ever
« Reply #7 on: 21 April, 2013, 10:57:40 am »
My favourite of recent times is this.
ap·a·thy  (p-th)
n.
1. Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal; indifference.

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Re: Most contrived newspaper headline ever
« Reply #8 on: 21 April, 2013, 11:15:41 am »
(My personal favourite has always been the one about the library crisis in Essex though - Book Lack in Ongar.)

That is rather good...

The old ones are the best - I'm fairly certain that I heard that gag being used on a radio program in the early 1990s.

I suppose there's a tinge of 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue' about it.

I rather think it's from Round the Horne.  They did a few variations.
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Re: Most contrived newspaper headline ever
« Reply #9 on: 24 April, 2013, 09:16:37 am »
"Cheggers can't be Boozers" was a particularly cruel headline referring to Keith Chegwin's alcoholism.


Cruel...but bloody good.

Just had a chuckle at these, linked from Rogerzilla's original link...http://www.happyplace.com/10999/incredibly-ill-conceived-headline-photo-pairings

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Re: Most contrived newspaper headline ever
« Reply #10 on: 24 April, 2013, 01:10:06 pm »
This one is bloody brilliant!
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Media puns
« Reply #11 on: 05 April, 2017, 02:12:35 pm »
Apologies if there's a thread for this kind of thing already...

These two little gems made me chortle today:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-39502039
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Speaking outside court, Ms Beyts said she was "relieved the case was over".

and

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39329561
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"This is where the urban legend started," says Ducournau, chewing over the incident with the BBC in London some six months later.

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Re: Media puns
« Reply #12 on: 05 April, 2017, 02:19:02 pm »
From the first link above:-

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Paul Motion, representing the company, said Ms Beyt's wide publication of the events through the media and Facebook, including the Trip up Trump page, called into question whether they had caused her distress.

Someone called Paul Motion working for Trump sounds like a very strong candidate for the "Nominative Determinism" thread.
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Re: Media puns
« Reply #13 on: 05 April, 2017, 02:26:25 pm »
"Cheggers Can't Be Boozers"

A SUN headline referring to Keith Chegwin's battle with alcohol.

I read about an American headline proudly announcing, "Death-Row Population Falls", but can't vouch for its authenticity
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Re: Media puns
« Reply #14 on: 05 April, 2017, 02:27:54 pm »
From the first link above:-

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Paul Motion, representing the company, said Ms Beyt's wide publication of the events through the media and Facebook, including the Trip up Trump page, called into question whether they had caused her distress.

Someone called Paul Motion working for Trump sounds like a very strong candidate for the "Nominative Determinism" thread.

I think it was just a no. 1 for Ms Beyt, though...

Re: Media puns
« Reply #15 on: 05 April, 2017, 02:28:08 pm »
"Cheggers Can't Be Boozers"

A SUN headline referring to Keith Chegwin's battle with alcohol.
very good  :thumbsup:

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Re: Media puns
« Reply #16 on: 25 April, 2017, 09:54:30 pm »
Headline the morning after Celtic lost 3-1 at home to Inverness Caledonian Thistle -

Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious!
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Re: Media puns
« Reply #17 on: 25 April, 2017, 10:00:09 pm »
If we're offering up historic ones, may I proffer the report on a libraries crisis in Essex - Book Lack in Ongar.

ETA - hmm, looks like we've done this before.

Re: Most contrived newspaper headline ever
« Reply #18 on: 26 April, 2017, 10:29:49 am »
It's the subheadline that always make me chuckle about this NSFW one...

hellymedic

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Re: Media puns
« Reply #19 on: 26 April, 2017, 07:50:09 pm »
Just seen there's a toilet reodoriser called 'Poo-Pourri'...

Re: Media puns
« Reply #20 on: 14 July, 2017, 08:56:19 am »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40589631

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Police thought it a hoax before kicking in a door to withdraw him.

 ;D