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Unfortunate cycling photos
« on: 20 February, 2011, 06:33:54 pm »
This one probably has a very innocent reason - the sheerness of the suit - but I expect she will not be very impressed regardless.


rogerzilla

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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #1 on: 20 February, 2011, 06:40:17 pm »
That's a Judith!

Of course, there's this famous one.

http://www.k-17.net/Sub_Pages/Funny/images/bike_advertisement.jpg
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #2 on: 21 February, 2011, 12:49:36 pm »
This one probably has a very innocent reason - the sheerness of the suit - but I expect she will not be very impressed regardless.



Possible pic for "Do you remove your pubes" thread?  ;)

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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #3 on: 21 February, 2011, 02:38:16 pm »
Polish team FTW:



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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #4 on: 21 February, 2011, 05:00:30 pm »
Who knew they were like fingerprints - no two are the same!
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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #5 on: 21 February, 2011, 06:01:14 pm »
Polish team FTW:



when I wear my red shorts I don't look like that...am I missing some thing

jogler

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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #6 on: 21 February, 2011, 07:17:39 pm »
some shorts have a type of sewn-in padding
other shorts have other type of sewn in padding

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #7 on: 21 February, 2011, 08:02:15 pm »
I wonder if I should start a thread asking what direction do the guys put their donger while cycling  ;D

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #8 on: 21 February, 2011, 08:06:14 pm »
I wonder if I should start a thread asking what direction do the guys put their donger while cycling  ;D
Depends on the length (of the ride!!!).
After 200k it shrinks to the point that direction is insignificant.
Or so I've been told  ;).

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #9 on: 21 February, 2011, 08:07:31 pm »
I wonder if I should start a thread asking what direction do the guys put their donger while cycling  ;D
Depends on the length (of the ride!!!).
After 200k it shrinks to the point that direction is insignificant.
Or so I've been told  ;)

 :o I didn't know that!

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #10 on: 21 February, 2011, 08:11:51 pm »
I wonder if I should start a thread asking what direction do the guys put their donger while cycling  ;D
Depends on the length (of the ride!!!).
After 200k it shrinks to the point that direction is insignificant.
Or so I've been told  ;)

 :o I didn't know that!

Don't worry.
It recovers  :D.

Wowbagger

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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #11 on: 21 February, 2011, 08:14:31 pm »
I wonder if I should start a thread asking what direction do the guys put their donger while cycling  ;D

I refer ma'am to the Flickr page for the London World naked bike Ride 2009.

World Naked Bike Ride 09 | Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Naturally, it's not safe for work, but can be regarded as a very good starting point for what must be a very important area of research.

Personally, I ride to the left, and if you search thoroughly you might be able to find pictorial confirmation of this fact.

Happy hunting!  :D
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Wowbagger

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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #12 on: 21 February, 2011, 08:16:27 pm »
That's a Judith!


Actually, if you bump your screen brightness up to about 80%, I think it shows a total lack of hair.  :thumbsup:
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Chris S

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #13 on: 21 February, 2011, 08:16:52 pm »
I suspect chaps find it rather difficult to understand the self conscious aspect to the Camel toe. It doesn't take much snugness in the shorts for a chap's entire family history to be exposed to the world.

And the laydees don't have that whole "measuring" thing that goes on  :facepalm:.

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #14 on: 21 February, 2011, 08:21:44 pm »
That's a Judith!


Actually, if you bump your screen brightness up to about 80%, I think it shows a total lack of hair.  :thumbsup:
I'm stopping myself from saying 'so it does' but its hard to type while I'm squinting 'cos of the glare.

Wowbagger

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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #15 on: 21 February, 2011, 08:23:08 pm »
That's a Judith!


Actually, if you bump your screen brightness up to about 80%, I think it shows a total lack of hair.  :thumbsup:
I'm stopping myself from saying 'so it does' but its hard to type while I'm squinting 'cos of the glare.

I'm fully expecting a drain on the national grid after my last post. ;D
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It doesn’t matter where you start. Just start.

Chris S

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #16 on: 21 February, 2011, 08:24:44 pm »
That's a Judith!


Actually, if you bump your screen brightness up to about 80%, I think it shows a total lack of hair.  :thumbsup:
I'm stopping myself from saying 'so it does' but its hard to type while I'm squinting 'cos of the glare.

I'm fully expecting a drain on the national grid after my last post. ;D

Yay... it's a YACF Pickup  :thumbsup:

rogerzilla

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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #17 on: 21 February, 2011, 08:38:18 pm »
That's a Judith!


Actually, if you bump your screen brightness up to about 80%, I think it shows a total lack of hair.  :thumbsup:
My goodness  :o
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #18 on: 21 February, 2011, 10:20:54 pm »
I wonder if I should start a thread asking what direction do the guys put their donger while cycling  ;D
Depends on the length (of the ride!!!).
After 200k it shrinks to the point that direction is insignificant.
Or so I've been told  ;)

 :o I didn't know that!

Don't listen to him. It's a lie.

Takes more like 400k...

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #19 on: 21 February, 2011, 10:32:52 pm »
I wonder if I should start a thread asking what direction do the guys put their donger while cycling  ;D
Depends on the length (of the ride!!!).
After 200k it shrinks to the point that direction is insignificant.
Or so I've been told  ;)

 :o I didn't know that!

Don't listen to him. It's a lie.

Takes more like 400k...

I think that Jurek is, with the greatest of respect boab  ;) , slightly better qualified than you to know that 200k (or even less in very cold weather) is all that it takes. He's been told so  ::-) . It certainly matches my first hand (as it were) experience.

If YMVs then we'll all be interested to hear your thoughts (and about your sources)  ;D .


Chris S

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #20 on: 21 February, 2011, 10:37:22 pm »
It's common knowledge, I thought.

On a winter 200, chaps have to fish about for at least 30 seconds in the undergrowth to find the necessary bits to have a pee.

Whilst girls can cut diamonds with the pointy bits of their chesticles.

Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #21 on: 21 February, 2011, 11:04:39 pm »

If YMVs then we'll all be interested to hear your thoughts (and about your sources)  ;D .



A lady never tells.

And neither will I.

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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #22 on: 24 February, 2011, 04:56:57 pm »
Not a good runner up.

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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #23 on: 02 March, 2011, 10:28:23 pm »
Polish team FTW:




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clarion

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Re: Unfortunate cycling photos
« Reply #24 on: 17 April, 2012, 06:36:59 pm »
A Peterborough listings magazine had this on the cover:



Inside, it didn't get better:

Getting there...