I'm not sure what those 'insidious tentacles' are. Chrome is speedy here. If you don't like Google, you can use Chromium.
Admitted Safari is blindly fast and becoming my preference (I know, Mac), but it's still nice to occasionally have all my bookmarks available on a non-Mac device, so I've not entirely moved over, and ready access to some of the Google stuff I use is nice.
But no problems with Chrome. Crashes once in a blue moon.