I heard the butchered version of Kirsty and The Pogues yesterday. "Slut" is simply blanked out and she (or a soundalike, probably) does indeed sing "you're cheap and you're haggard".
Sainsbury's were playing what I think is the Ariana Grande cover of "Last Christmas". Insipid crap.
Some compilations include, presumably for licensing reasons, Samantha Mumba's cover of That Mariah Carey Song. To "Viz" readers, any mention of Samantha Mumba induces guilty sniggering.