Not a child befuddled utterance, but a befuddled utterance made by my mother.
We were driving down the A5, when we passed lots of yellow signs with pictures of motorbikes and stating 'Beware, motorbikes'.
'Hmmm,' she said, 'I don't like this.'
At this point we came up on a group of about 30 motorcycles, grouping on the side of the road. On sight of them she squealed and said 'Oh my God, they are going to murder us and steal the car.'
I looked at her shocked and reassured her that I doubted they would be interested in a clapped out saxo and they were probably meeting up for a ride to the seaside.
'But the signs' she said 'they were warning us to beware of motorbikes, so they must be dangerous.'
I think she misunderstood the reason why the signs had been put up