Noice. But I'll point out that there was in fact an identical milk machine(albeit minus the multi-lingual signage) at the Other Shool, where you were a volunteer, 4 years ago. I remember Catherine the lovely school cook teaching me how to put a new unwieldy milk cuboid into it, including the instruction "then you chop off the willy" - altho we did run out of said unwieldy cuboids and used 6 pinters after that.