I note with interest that every other party present in this photograph, is intently looking *elsewhere*
Wobbly John = "I must do something about this bar tape on Jasper's bike".
Wowbagger to Jane = "Have you ever seen such fine trellis in Essex before today?"
Unidentified person exiting cafe (sh*t - that could be me) = "What was that? Another tea? Indoors Hmm? OK then!"