Urgh. I failed it. DNF for me.
I made it to Keighley at 5pm, 15 minutes after the control closed.
I just couldn't face the long climb back through Oxenhope, and there was no way I would have made it back. I was averaging 8mph, and there were 12 miles back to the start.
I got a Taxi back to the start.
58.9 miles (94.8km) Avg speed 8.7 mph (14kmh) while I was moving. Total time on the bike 6:46.
8 hours altogether, although I spent a lot of that walking up the hills in the second half. My legs were dead by the end of it.
I should have done the shorter ride, or possibly used a bike with gears. Or maybe lost some of the lard I'm carrying.