Mike, I was born in the same county as Our Great Leader and one of my parents did the same degree as she did, but I am sadly not her and nor am I Che Guevara. If the film is to be believed, he preferred bicycles of the motorised variety. My current pad is very comfortable, thankyou very much. I do in fact live in a white house, just like my good friend Barry O over in DC in the US of A.