What's the silliest name for an audax?

[rogerzilla]

Inspired by Dustman Dave's Diddy.

[delthebike]

The Nutty Nuns, I didn't know Nutty was in the nun business as well.

[MercuryKev]

The Forth Finale as it's the first ride of the season and doesn't cross the River Forth.

[MSeries]

Lots of perms have silly names and give no clue as to where they go. For example "Four + Two"

[Manotea]

Coming soon: 'The Donkey Willy'.

[rogerzilla]

Is anyone thinking of organising a new audax?  We could have a competition for the name, which would inevitably be some sort of double entendre, very NSFW if you understood it, but only real perverts would understand it.

If it was a 200k or less with no significant hills I might even ride it 

[MercuryKev]

I'm thinking about running an audax weekend with three events.  On the Saturday there would be the Two Girls 200k and the One Cup 100k.  Sunday is it Goatse 300k, which is a very tough ride with all of the controls being public toilets.

[Martin]

The Forth Finale as it's the first ride of the season and doesn't cross the River Forth.

The Stonehenge 200 for the same reason

[rogerzilla]

I'm thinking about running an audax weekend with three events.  On the Saturday there would be the Two Girls 200k and the One Cup 100k.  Sunday is it Goatse 300k, which is a very tough ride with all of the controls being public toilets.

I think Hummers would be the first entrant.