Kim, you are very bad!
When the departure board at Manchester Oxford Road reads 'Welcome to Blackpool North' it doesn't inspire confidence
https://news.sky.com/story/gangland-hitman-mark-fellows-gets-whole-life-term-for-mob-murders-11609503This trial is now over, after 2 months, so hopefully my morning & afternoon desktop power naps won't be disturbed by the police convoy taking the bad lads between the prison & court. Usually 4 4x4's full of armed police, with the prison van in the middle & motorbikes as well, all with sirens blaring . A friend who's been away in Amsterdam for a bit sent me a text, asking if there was some sort of terrorist incident going on, as there were that many chaps with guns, helmets & body armour around when she'd gone out for a walk.
Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.
Quote from: ElyDave on 18 January, 2019, 10:00:02 amI use an angry weasel to nibble away at my facial fuzz, you've seen that scene in 1984 right?IIRC it was rats in Room 101 - you sure you're not thinking of one of Frank Zappa's album covers?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasels_Ripped_My_Flesh#Album_cover
I use an angry weasel to nibble away at my facial fuzz, you've seen that scene in 1984 right?
Some guy on Ch5 keeps saying how impressively strong locks and aqueducts need to be to carry the weight of the barges
You know you're a bit overdue changing your toothbrush when you start finding the bristles in your mouth
Every now and then some naive young web developer ends up being employed by one and, if they manage to escape, shares their tales of horror from working on another planet...
It doesn’t matter where you start. Just start.
The ring tone on the phone belonging to the guard on board supervisor on my train into Horsham the other day sounded like a steam engine, in the manner of Casey Jones and The Cannon Ball Express.This pleased me greatly.