Miaow! says the Mollycat, it is dinner time. Today she is coiling round my legs while I prepare same. Put cat fud in usual place. Turning up of small triangular nose. Miaow! says the Mollycat again.
No. Fuck off. Your dinner is there. Eat it or starve. Your choice.
Also, self: do not watch crap 11-9 conspiracy documentaries. You know full well they just make you angry.