Jacob Rees Mogg instructed to cease and desist

[Jaded]

By The Beano 

[Torslanda]

Another reason it didn't need to be on peoples computer screens this morning.

Could quite happily read about it being set in quick drying cement and accidently dropped in the Marianas Trench if that was the last time it appeared in a news feed.

Unfortunately it will one day lead the tories and probably be posturing ape-in-chief.

Thanks for that. I was in a good mood, too  . . .

[Polar Bear]

Old Greasy-Smugg was far less dangerous within the pages of a comic.

[mattc]

Genius!  [and excellent value publicity]

I like that it's dated April3rd; maybe it was dreamt up during an April Fool brainstorm, but they decided it would be funnier to make it look for real and waited a couple of days.

[Ian H]

Trouble is, the greasy little shit revels in it.

[Jaded]

And that nasty turd from Somerset does too.

[rogerzilla]

I bet Boris and Dave used to give him wedgies in the Whips' Office.