I decided to take the new camera out today on my morning ride. The other week I'd noted the location of a derelict house that I wanted to take a shot of, so off I headed this morning before sunrise.
The house is in the countryside on a dead end road. As I was setting the camera up on the tripod a van pulled in front of me ( the road is singletrack), I was standing on the grass verge with my bike dumped in the hedges. Down came the window, in a rather aggressive tone
"What are you playing at"
Points at camera, "what does it look like?"
"pack your stuff up and get off"
"No"
"you are"
"I'm on a public highway, you can't move me on, you can't stop me from taking a photo of anything here"
"I'm calling the police"
"fine, I'll wait for them to arrive"
"this isn't a road, it's a footpath"
"it's a road, the footpath starts after the gate, check on an OS map"
"if its afootpath, why are you in a van?"
this went back and forth, then he got nasty and got out of the van. I dropped my stuff and kicked my shoes off, ready for a rumble. when he walked around the van he headed for my tripod and bike so I stood right in his face and told him don't think of touching anything. I think he saw the veins popping out of my head and he backed down, I then shadowed him to his van door because I didn't trust the twat.
Out came the phone again, "I'm calling the police", me "call them or fuck off"
I pretended to photograph his number plate of his shitter van. "if you dont fuck off and stop harassing me, I'll call the police"
He then took a photo of me and drove off. Hope his photo turns out well, I'm waving at him and smiling.
Thanks for ruining my morning you fucking country bumpkin, inbred cunt.