Author Topic: [HAMR] Caption It #1  (Read 5554 times)

mattc

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[HAMR] Caption It #1
« on: 29 December, 2014, 02:51:52 pm »



(I can post the source later, but I don't want to constrain the creativity of Captioners ...)
Has never ridden RAAM
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No.11  Because of the great host of those who dislike the least appearance of "swank " when they travel the roads and lanes. - From Kuklos' 39 Articles

Re: Caption It #1
« Reply #1 on: 29 December, 2014, 02:55:28 pm »
Teethgrinder has a pillow! It is the pile of inner tubes.

Ruthie

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« Reply #2 on: 29 December, 2014, 03:03:34 pm »
Is this the 'before' picture?
Milk please, no sugar.

Kim

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Re: Caption It #1
« Reply #3 on: 29 December, 2014, 03:11:47 pm »
It's like our living room, with a less knackered carpet.

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« Reply #4 on: 29 December, 2014, 03:23:28 pm »
Definitely a 'I know I have one somewhere' photo.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

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« Reply #5 on: 29 December, 2014, 03:25:50 pm »
Archeologists have discovered a catacomb used to house the remains of ritual sacrifices to THE MILEATER

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« Reply #6 on: 29 December, 2014, 03:26:19 pm »
"Spot the Moulton"

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« Reply #7 on: 29 December, 2014, 03:27:28 pm »
Despite appearances, Steve's non-euclidean storage system was very efficient.

Gus

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Re: Caption It #1
« Reply #8 on: 29 December, 2014, 03:47:07 pm »
It's like our living room, with a less knackered carpet.

Kim, you've read my mind  :thumbsup:

Jaded

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Re: Caption It #1
« Reply #9 on: 29 December, 2014, 04:29:12 pm »
Mattc put himself forward as a 'Host' for the record attempt.
It is simpler than it looks.

Chris S

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« Reply #10 on: 29 December, 2014, 04:56:31 pm »
When asked whether Steve would be using a bivvy during his longer overnight rides, he pointed at the bubble wrap in the corner and replied "Yup - over there."

Kim

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« Reply #11 on: 29 December, 2014, 04:59:26 pm »
When asked whether Steve would be using a bivvy during his longer overnight rides, he pointed at the bubble wrap in the corner and replied "Yup - over there."

And we have a winner...

mattc

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Re: Caption It #1
« Reply #12 on: 29 December, 2014, 05:12:05 pm »
Luckily Mattc remembered to tidy up before he put himself forward as a 'Host' for the record attempt.

FTFY
Has never ridden RAAM
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No.11  Because of the great host of those who dislike the least appearance of "swank " when they travel the roads and lanes. - From Kuklos' 39 Articles

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« Reply #13 on: 29 December, 2014, 06:30:47 pm »
And the Prize Draw(er) is.....
.. sandwiched between the two tool boxes on the floor

Paul

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Re: Caption It #1
« Reply #14 on: 29 December, 2014, 07:28:25 pm »
"Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

mattc

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« Reply #15 on: 29 December, 2014, 08:01:54 pm »
"Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
B0l0x.

Wish _I_'d thought of that ...
Has never ridden RAAM
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No.11  Because of the great host of those who dislike the least appearance of "swank " when they travel the roads and lanes. - From Kuklos' 39 Articles

T42

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Re: Caption It #1
« Reply #16 on: 29 December, 2014, 09:31:00 pm »
Needs a Hercules to muck it out.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

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« Reply #17 on: 30 December, 2014, 05:21:52 pm »
Needs a Hercules to muck it out.

 :thumbsup: My garage was like that with 20 years of stuff that had to go when I moved, 8 double horse boxes full of bike stuff and car junk! If not used for 1 year (in TG's case -not applicable) bin it all  ;)
Mad Jacks JSM/  Hills and Mills to be continued in 2021

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« Reply #18 on: 30 December, 2014, 05:28:06 pm »
The spare room all married cyclists wish they could have.
I don't want to grow old gracefully. I want to grow old disgracefully.

Paul

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« Reply #19 on: 31 December, 2014, 01:35:17 am »
"Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
B0l0x.

Wish _I_'d thought of that ...

It is brilliant, but I was long due.
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

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« Reply #20 on: 31 December, 2014, 07:12:02 am »
Wiggle`s Collect Plus service has let Steve down again
....after the `tarte de pommes`, and  fortified by a couple of shots of limoncellos,  I flew up the Col de Bavella whilst thunderstorms rolled around the peaks above

3peaker

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« Reply #21 on: 31 December, 2014, 07:55:24 pm »
So that is why I had to sleep on the sofa next door.
SteveP

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« Reply #22 on: 31 December, 2014, 09:14:10 pm »
My New Year's Resolution this year will be to.............keep going with N+1

rogerzilla

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« Reply #23 on: 01 January, 2015, 08:26:02 am »
"And this is where you're sleeping tonight.  Sweet dreams."
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

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« Reply #24 on: 02 January, 2015, 05:42:14 pm »
The correct answer is, naturally, Steve's own comment as I took the photo: "You should have seen it before I started tidying up".