No titanium in me. I'm full of your good, honest (if a little heavy) stainless steel.
While others might prefer some work done to soft tissues in Thai hospitals, I'll stick with what I've got, thanks. The radiologist obviously decided that I wasn't going to have more kids and didn't use lead underpants for my pelvic X-rays. I hadn't appreciated that soft tissue shows up in X-rays to that extent. The hospital air conditioning was obviously colder than it seemed at the time...