Author Topic: Super-Twat (Read 897615 times)

clarion · « **Reply #2975 on:** 26 February, 2018, 12:44:26 pm »

Aye, but, since the misprint is apparently a member of the awarding panel, that's double Giga-Twat...

Beardy · « **Reply #2976 on:** 26 February, 2018, 01:28:42 pm »

I think you are all using the wrong word for Jeremy Rhyming slang

Guy · « **Reply #2977 on:** 26 February, 2018, 01:42:53 pm »

It's a synonym, Shirley.

Canardly · « **Reply #2978 on:** 26 February, 2018, 10:10:53 pm »

Apparently Trump is saying he would have been the first into the school without a weapon, bone spur and all. Look forward to him charging in next time given he gets all the intelligence reports. There have been 8 incidents ytd so will be plenty of opportunities to put his mouth in order.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #2979 on:** 26 February, 2018, 10:22:21 pm »

It's just a pity that in his tiny mind he believes his own hype.

Would be happy to see him go in and take many many many hits for 'the team'. In reality he'd be sending in the poor underpaid and underappreciated cannon fodder whose job it is to take one for him instead.

T42 · « **Reply #2980 on:** 27 February, 2018, 08:23:40 am »

Quote from: Polar Bear on 26 February, 2018, 10:22:21 pm

It's just a pity that in his tiny mind he believes his own hype.

About as much as my granny did in proclaiming how she was going to ram a hot pratie down Hitler's throat with a beetle.

mrcharly-YHT · « **Reply #2981 on:** 27 February, 2018, 09:39:48 am »

You know what really p!zzes me off about trump's rantings over the latest atrocity-inna-school?
He keeps going on about 'gun-free-zones'. This school wasn't a 'gun-free-zone'. It had an armed guard. That made sweet eff all difference. A load of people died anyway, and a bloke who misunderstood the situation (he says he thought the shooter was outside, as did 4 sheriff's deputies) is going to live with a terrible guilt for the rest of his life.

ElyDave · « **Reply #2982 on:** 28 February, 2018, 11:10:16 pm »

Jacob Rees-Mogg, what a collosal twunt.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #2983 on:** 01 March, 2018, 07:18:21 am »

Bozo the clown.

Exploiting an issue like the Irish border or perhaps the NHS would be completely unacceptable: wouldn't it Bozo?

Beardy · « **Reply #2984 on:** 01 March, 2018, 10:01:57 am »

It's hardly exploiting the issue when talking about the Irish border though, because it's rather a major issue with respect to leaving the EU and the CU.
As anyone who cares to consider it, if we aren't in a reciprocal tax arrangement with a neighbouring country we have to have a customs post at every point of entry, and it doesn't really matter if we do r don't the neighbouring country will have them on their side of the border. The whole of Tess's cabinet are a set of colossal bellends.

Oaky · « **Reply #2985 on:** 01 March, 2018, 10:04:48 am »

Nadine Dorries. Too many reasons to list.

Polar Bear · « **Reply #2986 on:** 01 March, 2018, 10:15:40 am »

Quote from: Beardy on 01 March, 2018, 10:01:57 am

It's hardly exploiting the issue when talking about the Irish border though, because it's rather a major issue with respect to leaving the EU and the CU.
...

Indeed. Which is why Bozo is such a super mega twat for taking a pop at Major for instance accusing him of exploiting the border issue. Boris wouldn't do anything like that would he? No...

Hypocrite.

LEE · « **Reply #2987 on:** 01 March, 2018, 10:24:38 am »

Quote from: mrcharly-YHT on 27 February, 2018, 09:39:48 am

You know what really p!zzes me off about trump's rantings over the latest atrocity-inna-school?
He keeps going on about 'gun-free-zones'. This school wasn't a 'gun-free-zone'. It had an armed guard. That made sweet eff all difference. A load of people died anyway, and a bloke who misunderstood the situation (he says he thought the shooter was outside, as did 4 sheriff's deputies) is going to live with a terrible guilt for the rest of his life.

You aren't thinking ti through properly. You need to think like Trump.

4 highly trained law enforcement officers didn't engage with the shooter. Trump called them cowards, in public.

Therefore, if highly trained law enforcement officers won't engage with a nut-job with an assault rifle, who is more likely to? Of course...Geography and Biology Teachers.

Do you see now? It's you wot's stupid, not the Donald.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #2988 on:** 01 March, 2018, 01:16:34 pm »

While on the subject of Twats du Brexit, let us spare a thought for Walter the Softy, aka Jacob Grease-Smugg. Not content with having his nanny crib Stuffs from The Scum to use in his election propaganda, he compounds the idiocy by telling John Major that he needs a speech writer. This a scan twenty-four hours, or fewer, after retweeting some mathematically- and factually-wrong shite from his favourite "newspaper" telling us how mozzarella will be cheaper post-Brexit. My bollocksometer overloaded at that one and is now sulking.

clarion · « **Reply #2989 on:** 01 March, 2018, 02:23:02 pm »

Not forgetting his bare-faced lie about Corbyn's voting on the GFA

Polar Bear · « **Reply #2990 on:** 01 March, 2018, 02:44:23 pm »

You know, I was never really quite convinced of Jeremy Corbyn's credentials until every little fascist and establishment prig this side of Pluto's Gate started taking pops at him.

What can they be so scared of?

Beardy · « **Reply #2991 on:** 01 March, 2018, 03:30:16 pm »

Quote from: Polar Bear on 01 March, 2018, 02:44:23 pm

You know, I was never really quite convinced of Jeremy Corbyn's credentials until every little fascist and establishment prig this side of Pluto's Gate started taking pops at him.

What can they be so scared of?

The fact that someone like Corbyn is an electoral threat really is an indictment on just how monumentally this lot suck at governance!

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #2992 on:** 01 March, 2018, 06:48:31 pm »

Quote from: clarion on 01 March, 2018, 02:23:02 pm

Not forgetting his bare-faced lie about Corbyn's voting on the GFA

He has now apologised for this but, as far as I know, has not yet done so to Desmond Swayne over his assertion that no pro-Brexit MP voted against it

Polar Bear · « **Reply #2993 on:** 02 March, 2018, 10:12:15 am »

Jacob Smugg-Gitt calling John Major 'elite'.

Torslanda · « **Reply #2994 on:** 02 March, 2018, 10:59:43 am »

Jacob Uber-Twat really is living proof that some people would vote for a pig if it was wearing a blue ribbon . . .

Guy · « **Reply #2995 on:** 02 March, 2018, 11:23:25 am »

As no pig was available they had to vote for Pigfucker Dave instead, who deserves a permanent place in this thread for calling that fucking stupid referendum.

clarion · « **Reply #2996 on:** 02 March, 2018, 01:13:17 pm »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 01 March, 2018, 06:48:31 pm

Quote from: clarion on 01 March, 2018, 02:23:02 pm
Not forgetting his bare-faced lie about Corbyn's voting on the GFA

He has now apologised for this but, as far as I know, has not yet done so to Desmond Swayne over his assertion that no pro-Brexit MP voted against it

He has issued a correction. Whether that counts as an apology is moot.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #2997 on:** 02 March, 2018, 05:20:57 pm »

It's the closest you'll get from Grease-Smugg.

hellymedic · « **Reply #2998 on:** 02 March, 2018, 06:37:38 pm »

Hatie Kopkins again

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I can't get the video link separately.
No words

andrewc · « **Reply #2999 on:** 08 March, 2018, 12:58:02 pm »

Hatie Katie yet again