Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 896815 times)

Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6250 on: 08 February, 2023, 08:36:55 am »
Has Allison Pearson ever been nominated for a life entry to this hallowed hall?

According to the Torygraph front page banner, The Dominic Raab “bullying” row shows our civil servants are far too delicate. Her emphasis on bullying.
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6251 on: 08 February, 2023, 11:16:26 am »
The Haunted Pencil was saying much the same last week according to a Graun headline.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6252 on: 08 February, 2023, 11:32:10 am »
You’d have thought that even the raddled poshos of Eton College would have considered Grease-Smugg enough of any annoyance to tuough him up on a regular basis.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6253 on: 09 February, 2023, 12:59:09 pm »
Lee Anderson
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64580487
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The new deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, Lee Anderson, has said he would support the return of the death penalty.
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Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6254 on: 09 February, 2023, 01:04:07 pm »
Look! A squirrel!

PaulF

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6255 on: 09 February, 2023, 01:12:11 pm »
May I add a member of a popular beat combo to this hall of infamy?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64580688

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6256 on: 09 February, 2023, 03:57:28 pm »
Look! A squirrel!

Yes, it's very useful for them to have all these idiots on their books who will say literally anything without the slightest hint of embarrassment.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6257 on: 10 February, 2023, 07:27:58 pm »
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Beardy

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6258 on: 10 February, 2023, 09:06:38 pm »
I used to support the concept of the death penalty, but always with the rider ‘when you can prove categorically that you have the right person’. I’ve long since changed my stance and beleive it is wrong for anybody, even on behalf of the state, to talk a life premeditatedly. I’m also unhappy with the idea of taking life in defence of you and yours, but recognise that sometimes it might occur, and to charge somebody with murder for such an occurrence would be wrong.

Of course there is lots of nuance in the above statement, but I think my intent is clearly stated.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6259 on: 10 February, 2023, 09:12:21 pm »
Certain incorrigibles are not worth the trouble and expense of a sojourn in a Reëducation Camp.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6260 on: 11 February, 2023, 02:31:54 pm »
The only exception to the "no death penalty" rule in my mind is the aristocracy.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6261 on: 20 February, 2023, 11:44:46 am »

Not fast & rarely furious

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6263 on: 21 February, 2023, 12:50:33 am »
The myriad S-Ts of Turning Point UK are holding a protest against “drag storytelling” on Saturday.  Special guest speaker “Reverend” Calvin Robinson, the cosplay clergyman.  A bloke who wears a dress while telling fairytales to the impressionable.

Those chumps are beyond parody.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6264 on: 21 February, 2023, 09:19:58 pm »
He hasn't done anything new worth mentioning, but this seems the only thread in which it is tolerable to even mention his name:

Gullis on Mastermind
https://twitter.com/secrettory12/status/1628018037474439169?s=20
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6265 on: 21 February, 2023, 10:29:07 pm »
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6266 on: 21 February, 2023, 11:18:53 pm »
Matt Fiddes.  No, me neither.

“Matt Fiddes has been on television several times”

Yeah, so have I.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6267 on: 21 February, 2023, 11:41:25 pm »
He hasn't done anything new worth mentioning, but this seems the only thread in which it is tolerable to even mention his name:

Gullis on Mastermind
https://twitter.com/secrettory12/status/1628018037474439169?s=20

Apparently Gullis is deaf in only one ear.  I wonder if it's the one he uses for listening.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6268 on: 22 February, 2023, 09:09:13 am »
Matt Fiddes.  No, me neither.

“Matt Fiddes has been on television several times”

Yeah, so have I.

I had never heard the name but having read the article I feel certain that he is a bit lot of a tool and a worthy entrant into these hallowed halls.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6269 on: 22 February, 2023, 10:24:00 am »
Perhaps the staff of Dick Lovett Ferrari were mindful of the rep of the last millionaire martial artist and supercar fanboi to hit the news :demon:
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6270 on: 22 February, 2023, 11:25:08 am »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23336324.swindon-celeb-matt-fiddes-ignored-whilst-ferrari-dealership/

Matt Fiddes.  No, me neither.

The comments under the story are delicious.

Is "Swindon Celebrity" a euphemism or an oxymoron?

orraloon

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6271 on: 22 February, 2023, 09:02:40 pm »
Bodyguard for M Jackson?  BS.  In late 80s I was in a hotel lift in NY when I met MJ, he declined to get in with me when it stopped at a floor on way down.  Howevs, my attention (me being 6'4") was not on the little fella standing in front but drawn to the 2 mahoosive guys standing behind him, well bigger than me.

When I got out of lift and joined colleagues in the bar, they said 'hey Michael Jackson is in here tonight...'.  Ah!!  So that's who it was...

Swindon internet persona is a rel midget.

Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6272 on: 22 February, 2023, 10:00:07 pm »
30p Lee has been at that Twitter they have these days. Again.

Complaining that economic good news isn't being reported in Main Stream Media. To emphasise his point, he illustrates it with pics of the so called good news as reported in those Not Main Stream Media At All outlets of, umm, Bloomberg, The Times and Sky News.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6273 on: 22 February, 2023, 10:10:41 pm »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/23336324.swindon-celeb-matt-fiddes-ignored-whilst-ferrari-dealership/

Matt Fiddes.  No, me neither.

The comments under the story are delicious.

Is "Swindon Celebrity" a euphemism or an oxymoron?

In this case a poxy moron.

Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #6274 on: 22 February, 2023, 11:47:55 pm »