Earworm lyrics help needed!
It's driving me crazy.
ISIRTA Bill Oddie song (as performed by John Cleese with the company):
'I've got a ferret sticking up my nose...
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects my sense of smell...'
OK with that so far, but there's another verse that goes summat like;
'I've got a ferret sticking up my nose...
How it got there I can't say
It wasn't there the other day...'
And that's where i get stuck, and it goes round & round in circles in my head. And I know Butterfly knows the words...
Just for you, transcribed from
http://www.youtube.com/v/CS_fCLKamfo&rel=1. You have the first verse right.
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose.
It pokes its head out every time he blows
I can stand it for a while
Although it's absolutely vile
It's not as bad as last week when I had a crocodile
I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill
Slyly eyeing his other nostril.
I really don't know what to do
But if it jumps inside there too
I shall be the proud possessor of a kind of nasal Zoo
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
It starts singing when he wears his formal clothes
I can almost stand the noise
But at parties it destroys
My hard-earned and carefully cultivated social poise
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
Worst of all it constantly explodes
Ferrets don't explode you'll say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know for each time I was standing in the way
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
He's got a ferret sticking up his nose
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects
My sense of smell!